emergency broadcast system

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

[a very loud, high-pitched, sustained beep sounds over the journals, in lieu of the usual music]

This is NOT a test of the Emergency Broadcast System, we've got a problem on our hands. In case anyone hasn't noticed, THERE IS A FUCKING DRAGON OUTSIDE WRECKING SHIT. I'm broadcasting from the Doc's TARDIS, and if you can't get there, get to the basement ... If walls start comin' down, you all oughta get your asses somewhere safe.

If you need an escort, lemme know and I'll have someone from the Peace Patrol come get you... I've got more news for all of you, but uh, it's gonna hafta wait until later. For now, get your asses to safety!!

Comments

[courageous-wit.livejournal.com]

It doesn't look like any dragon I'm familiar with.

If anyone does need help getting somewhere safe, I can help.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Well I hope someone around here knows how to calm it down, otherwise, we're fucked, because I'm pretty sure we're fresh out of armor and lances.

... Thanks. I'll let you know. What floor are you on?

[courageous-wit.livejournal.com]

The fifth floor, but I can be anywhere very quickly.

[youfallback.livejournal.com]

[Efficiently:] I'll be out there immediately.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Okay, thanks, C. Watch your ass, yeah?

[borgiararity.livejournal.com]

Why not the towers?

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

It's a dragon, haven't you read any books? It'll knock 'em down!

[fatedtobehated.livejournal.com]

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

[he recognizes the voice, but it's a new tone, a personality he doesn't know yet. he frowns a little]

Just ... be careful, dude.

[mogitate.livejournal.com]

D-D-Dragon!?

Wh-Where's the basement!?

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

There's a door down to it near the kitchen ... my friend Hermione's offered to help show people to safe places. If you want, I can have her come and get you.

[syntax-error24.livejournal.com]

Noted, loud and clear. [As if she hadn't noticed the ensuing RAMPAGE.]

I can get people to shelter, if anyone else needs help.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Dairine. I'll tell Hermione, she's helping people get where they need to be, too. Have you met her yet?

[courageous-wit.livejournal.com]

It doesn't look like any dragon I'm familiar with.

If anyone does need help getting somewhere safe, I can help.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Well I hope someone around here knows how to calm it down, otherwise, we're fucked, because I'm pretty sure we're fresh out of armor and lances.

... Thanks. I'll let you know. What floor are you on?

[youfallback.livejournal.com]

[Efficiently:] I'll be out there immediately.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Okay, thanks, C. Watch your ass, yeah?

[borgiararity.livejournal.com]

Why not the towers?

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

It's a dragon, haven't you read any books? It'll knock 'em down!

[fatedtobehated.livejournal.com]

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

[he recognizes the voice, but it's a new tone, a personality he doesn't know yet. he frowns a little]

Just ... be careful, dude.

[mogitate.livejournal.com]

D-D-Dragon!?

Wh-Where's the basement!?

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

There's a door down to it near the kitchen ... my friend Hermione's offered to help show people to safe places. If you want, I can have her come and get you.

[syntax-error24.livejournal.com]

Noted, loud and clear. [As if she hadn't noticed the ensuing RAMPAGE.]

I can get people to shelter, if anyone else needs help.

[hard-talker.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Dairine. I'll tell Hermione, she's helping people get where they need to be, too. Have you met her yet?