paradisalost | first lesson;

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first lesson;

[ Dictated; after the sounds of things crashing and breaking are done with... ]

Wh—what's going on?! Timon?! Pumbaa! Where are you guys?

[ There are even more sounds now, little paws scrambling about, things being knocked over, claws scratching at the walls, windows, and door. ]

This isn't funny, you guys! Where did you put me? Let me out of here! Is this some sort of test?! I thought we were friends already! ...Oh wait, then does that mean I'm failing? I'm not supposed to panic, right?

Okay, okay! Hakuna Matata! I'm fine. Keep me in here as long as you want, I'll definitely pass! [ A beat, then more quietly. ] I wonder if there's any food in here... This is a really weird looking cave.

[ ooc; Lion cub in the lobby, if you wanna run into him! Dictated as well. It's not like he can open doors... ]

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[...Okay he'll kinda laugh at Simba's question]

No, definitely not. Please don't give him any ideas.

Just how many humans are here, anyway?

[......

Ummm is that what Cross thinks it is? And if so, what has happened to his Idiot Apprentice?

Cross raises an eyebrow as the distance closes between them.]

A new friend, eh?

[Aw crap, he's got a bad feeling about this.]

Just someone..that's new to the castle, Master. I'm helping him find his room.

[Acting casual like that will totally make Cross overlook the fact it's a lion]

[ Whoa, what? MASTER? GOSH ALLEN YOU WEREN'T GOING TO INTRODUCE US? ]

Wow, your master? Master of what? I thought you said he wasn't a king!

[ Simba is impressed, and curious because COULD THIS BE AN EQUAL? He sorts of trots around Allen to get a better look at this tall guy, tail flicking back and forth curiously. ]

Hi! Nice to meet you. I'm Simba.

[Wh......

Is this really his Idiot Apprentice? Willingly walking next to and talking to a lion?

Is this real life, or is this fantasy??

Also, he is smirking because that "king" statement may or may not have inflated his ego a bit. Smirking, and then back to looking at Allen like "lol girl you can stop."]

Oh, really, Idiot?

[Cross kneels to get a better look at the lion.]

Cross, a pleasure.

[S-Shut up, the exposure therapy has helped a lot! Though having his Master near the lion is making it a bit harder, he's definitely rubbing his neck now out of nerves]

He's not a king. He was the one to teach me in a...certain path of life, so I call him Master. That's all. [Explaining exorcisms to you would take eons]

Hahah, are you joking?! Timon and Pumbaa taught me a different way to live, and I would never call them that! No way! Plus he just called you an idiot! You're not a coward, are you Allen?

[ At that, he'll look back up at Cross, tail fwip-fwipping here and there as he peers curiously at the man like he expects an answer. ]

[......

Yeah, he is so smirking and planning on teaching you So Many Things to do to Allen.]

That is an excellent question, Simba. Are you a coward and simply acting like a big boy right now? [mmm sarcasm]

I'm not...it's simply a tradition among our group.

[Ugh he hates both of you right now, he knows anything he tries will end in ridicule]

I'm not a coward, but I don't see how picking fights will prove any bravery. [Going for the high road...this round]

[ He doesn't argue with Allen. In fact, his comment seems to make Simba's ears bow a bit before he backs up to sit in front of him and look up at Cross. ]

You remind me of somebody I used to know! You two talk the same. He was kind of weird, but he could be fun!

[Ugh, you are not ruining Cross's fun that quickly, Allen. He straightens up and raises an eyebrow at Simba.]

Oh? [insert evilly amusing spark in his eye, or something...] I doubt he and I have the same idea of "fun" though. I'm sure you will have an enormous amount of fun with Allen, especially as you grow.

[...gulp]

Simba we should probably get going. I'm sure my Master is busy.

[ Cross has Simba curious, though, so he's just ignoring Allen, tails starting to whip back and forth. ]

Yeah, I can have the same fun with you, too!

[Yes. Yes. Eeeeeeeeexcellent, Simba. >D Come to Cross's metaphorical embrace.]

That is great to know, and I will keep it in mind for the future. If my Idiot Apprentice does anything out of line, let me know. He sometimes forgets there are certain things he can and cannot do.

[WHAT? an annoyed one]

You're one to talk, Master...

[ Yeah, Cross definitely reminds Simba of Scar. It's official. ]

But we're friends! Why would I tell on him?

[Except Cross wouldn't push your father off a cliff. He isn't that mean now. Oh, and now he's simply being mean and trolling for the hell of it. Operation Annoy Allen More is a go.]

I suppose, but sometimes friends have to do that if it is for the betterment of everyone else.

[Yeah bro you just let my dad get hit by a carriage cause you were probably chatting up some lady]

I'm a grown man, I hardly need you lecturing me on what's right and wrong. Please don't listen to him, Simba.

[ Wow man if he'd talked back to Mufasa like that, his muzzle would have been knocked across the savannah... ]

You two sure argue a lot for being close.

[Hey I had my own shit to take care of, all right? It's not my fault he was standing in the way of a carriage.

Also, that is the worst thing to say in front of Cross, Allen. THE WORST. Haven't you learned by now? He may or may not have tried to cover up a potential laugh at hearing "I'm a grown man," ending up like a cough instead. That is all he will say on that.]

Some people show how they care by being antagonistic towards each other, Simba.

We're not that close.

[Is so glaring at his Master. ]

But we should really get going.

[ With a shrug, he turns to circle back around Allen, looking at Cross. ]

Okay... Nice to meet you!

[forever smirking. FOREVER SMIRKING.]

Likewise, Simba. Enjoy your tour with my Idiot Apprentice. [and off he goes!]

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