9 ∆ i solemnly swear that i am a muggle ; ( dictated )

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Paris has turned me into a Muggle!

[ James actually sounds quite pleased and excited. Despite being a Pureblood Wizard who enjoys his magic far too much, he is quite looking forward to living how the other half live. He's never had this experience before. Everything has been magic, magic, magic, and a great lack of telephones. Lily would love this. This is how she grew up. ]

What does one do in Paris? I've never been out of London before. Never really had the chance to.

What do people do in other countries? I'm referring to those without magic. There's no Floo or Knight Bus or any shops where I can buy chocolate frogs. Do you take photographs with those boxes? Drive around in your automobiles? Talk to strangers on the tele-mo-phone? [ Telephone. He was so close! ]

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[lord-wizard.livejournal.com]

[James, what are you blathering about?]

Do wizards keep to themselves everywhere they go in your world?

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[ Very Important Things. ]

There's Muggle London and our London. It's law that we keep quiet. They have a department for when Muggles see displays of magic.

[lord-wizard.livejournal.com]

It's not as if you went about sprouting magic from every orifice.

[apologeticangel.livejournal.com]

Floo Bus? [YOU SAID TOO MANY THINGS SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT asdghasd /overloaded]

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[ HE IS AMAZING, OKAY. ]

If only! It'd beat coming and going through a chimney. People don't make chimneys tall enough for us big folk.

[apologeticangel.livejournal.com]

... How would you go anywhere through a chimney?

[courageous-wit.livejournal.com]

Honestly, James, it's called a telephone. Do you want me to help you with the Muggle world?

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[ :c It's so sad that he really does need the help. ]

I do know not to walk out into the middle of the street without looking both ways. That's all I need to know, yeah?

[ He's pathetic. ]

[courageous-wit.livejournal.com]

Erm, not quite. How about we go on a tour of the city and I can explain a few things?

dictated;

[amiables.livejournal.com]

Chocolate frog? [ not sure if delicious or disgusting sounding. ]

dictated;

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It's delicious! Chocolate in the shape of a frog. And it acts like a frog, too!

dictated;

[amiables.livejournal.com]

How does it do that? [ a beat. ] Magic?

[beyondimagining.livejournal.com]

You have magic, sir?

I suppose there must be something to do. I haven't quite figure that out yet.

[toerags]

Yes, I do. Do you?

What have you done so far?

[beyondimagining.livejournal.com]

Something like that, you might say.

Not much yet. I've done some exploring of the streets, but it seems there is quite a lot to learn.

[lord-wizard.livejournal.com]

[James, what are you blathering about?]

Do wizards keep to themselves everywhere they go in your world?

[toerags]

[ Very Important Things. ]

There's Muggle London and our London. It's law that we keep quiet. They have a department for when Muggles see displays of magic.

[apologeticangel.livejournal.com]

Floo Bus? [YOU SAID TOO MANY THINGS SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT asdghasd /overloaded]

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[ HE IS AMAZING, OKAY. ]

If only! It'd beat coming and going through a chimney. People don't make chimneys tall enough for us big folk.

[courageous-wit.livejournal.com]

Honestly, James, it's called a telephone. Do you want me to help you with the Muggle world?

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[ :c It's so sad that he really does need the help. ]

I do know not to walk out into the middle of the street without looking both ways. That's all I need to know, yeah?

[ He's pathetic. ]

dictated;

[amiables.livejournal.com]

Chocolate frog? [ not sure if delicious or disgusting sounding. ]

dictated;

[toerags]

It's delicious! Chocolate in the shape of a frog. And it acts like a frog, too!

[beyondimagining.livejournal.com]

You have magic, sir?

I suppose there must be something to do. I haven't quite figure that out yet.

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Yes, I do. Do you?

What have you done so far?