http://hard-talker.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hard-talker.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2011-12-19 09:57 pm

97.5 - chewing gum fraise

[anyone wandering around Montmartre around, oh, let's say TEN PM - will find a teen chilling bundled up with a boombox. no Leonard Cohen this week - instead you get something ridiculously catchy and French bopping out of the speakers.

as Mark chills at a cafe table, nearby, Nora's sitting in the light from said cafe with an easel, a box of pastels, and a fresh supply of paper. a colorful sign propped on the back of the easel says PORTRAITS in big, bold letters, and there's a hat at her feet]


Heeeeeeey, welkommen, bienvenue, welcome, et cetera! It's yours truly, 'Arry le Dur, comin' at you with a big, sloppy wet French broadcast from the art center of Paris! That's right, the show goes on!

I know some of you are going absolutely apeshit about whatever job you rolled outta bed to find yourself stuck with, but think of it this way: at least you didn't wake up with fuckin' homework. Which, uh, yeah, no, I am not doing. What's French for "fuck school"?!

[this elicits a very loud whoop of encouragement from Nora]

So hey, if you've got a job you don't like, you know what I say? SHOVE IT! Throw your bills in the Seine, stick your school books on the subway tracks! This is fucking PARIS! At Christmas!!! I say we earned ourselves a fucking vacation, let's all GO NUTS! Even our poor confused newbies, Love and Remilia. We also have a guy who showed up in the journals TODAY, so ... Serious sympathy cards can be sent along with coping mechanisms of your choice to Legolas.

And hey, just because we're in Paris, don't think I'm gonna get off your asses about keeping the sheep-vibes at bay! We've got an emergency plan in the works, but it still needs floor captains! Go check it out on [page number]. It's filtered, so nobody who shouldn't see it will be able to, just in case any of the First Gens or their traitor buddies are wandering around the city, too.

But hey, if you're anywhere near Montmartre, come say hi. Seriously, this place is the shit. The cafes have great food, the music's badass, and Nora's doing portraits if you want one for whoever's on your Christmas list.

[and the boy speaks the truth. come and hang out with the kids and their artistic rebellious sensibilities! it isn't Paris until you get your bohemian on!]

dictated

[identity profile] fatedtobehated.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Great food.
Badass music.

yep totally knows where he's going like right now
]

[identity profile] fatedtobehated.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 03:23 am (UTC)(link)


[Any other attempts at contacting the guy will go unnoticed. Luckily he has two people currently guiding him around who know what they're doing in his head so not crazy, so after some time he'll eventually show up.

He has this completely fascinated look on his face, kind've thing you'd expect a five year old to have once they first get to jump into the ballpit.
]



[Just sort've looking around with the occasional spin or little hop thrown in in time with the music; would you believe he's completely forgotten about you being the one who invited him here already Mark?]

[identity profile] eat-me-beat-me.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Nora laughs watching the guy dance around. Seriously. The reactions people have is kinda the best part of all of this]

[identity profile] fatedtobehated.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 03:38 am (UTC)(link)


[He'll pause mid-step, glancing over towards Mark, suddenly grinning and heading on over, still half-walking and half-dancing.]

[identity profile] fatedtobehated.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)


[He'll push himself up onto the nearest elevated surface, be it a table or counter or whatever's handy, sitting himself on it.]

[identity profile] eat-me-beat-me.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Nora laughs and flicks some paint in his general direction]

Hey! Do I look boring to you?

[identity profile] fatedtobehated.livejournal.com 2011-12-21 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)


[Some of it gets on his face, but all you'll get is a laugh in response.]

[identity profile] eat-me-beat-me.livejournal.com 2011-12-22 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
[She grins right back]

Hey, messing around is half the fun! I come up with some of the greatest shit that way. And don't worry, I'm not boring, and I'm only a jerk to people who piss me off.

[She glances at Mark. DAMN does this guy have energy.]

[identity profile] fatedtobehated.livejournal.com 2011-12-22 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)


[He'll cross his arms and huff, but immediately move onto something else, grinning wildly as he stands.]

[identity profile] fatedtobehated.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[You'll get an exasperated huff and he'll cross his arms, pouting.]

[identity profile] eat-me-beat-me.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nora frowns]

We've all done shit we wouldn't normally do while we were on losses.

[She glances at Mark, concerned, before back at Ryuutaros] Hell, I basically told a few friends to fuck off while I helped destroy the town once. I've heard about people attacking people while on losses, too. The way I see it is it wasn't us doing it. It was that fucked up castle controlling us. If you talked to her now you'd see that she wouldn't do anything like that normally.

I'm not saying you hafta like her... just don't hold something like this against her.

[identity profile] fatedtobehated.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)


[He'll shrug his shoulders, grinning at the two of them.]

[identity profile] fatedtobehated.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 10:25 am (UTC)(link)


[Sorry guys; dealing with quite the brat here.]

[identity profile] eat-me-beat-me.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Bet you won't be saying that after the first time this place pulls that shit on you.

[She sets her jaw, starting to get annoyed.] How can you not care? This place brainwashes us into turning against our friends, fucks everything up and you don't care?