#005 All the kisses

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[Whereas most people might be sensible enough to avoid the new floating addition to the castle, even if they didn't know what it did yet, one of those people was not Suoh Tamaki.

Oh no.

Instead, Tamaki has decided that these fireflies (because that's what he thinks they are) will look wonderful scattered around the ballroom for the next club meeting.

...So he is deliberately trying to catch them. Good job, Host King.

He's running around the lobby, grin on his face and small net in his hand as he stalked his prey like a very attractively dressed lion.]

[ooc: Open for kisses, action only, planned or unplanned.]

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[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[And as soon as the fairy effect is wearing off, Tamaki is LEAPING backwards with a horrified expression written over his face.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

WHAT?

NO REALLY, WHAT?!]

[teds-up.livejournal.com]

[........Ted just made out with a kid who looks like he could be in his late teens.

He feels like a dirty, dirty man.]

I need a Jim Beam. Stat.

[And when the ghost gives him the bourbon? He'll be chugging it like a pro.]

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[AND SO YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD, TED.

Tamaki is not taking this well at all, touching his lips as though unsure what just happened, before glaring accusingly at the older man.]

P-PERVERT!

[teds-up.livejournal.com]

Woah, woah!

[JUST BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE A DIRTY MAN DOES NOT MEAN HE BLAMES HIMSELF ENTIRELY FOR THIS.]

You kissed me first! I don't care about your weird fetishes, but leave me out of it!

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[He points at the other man, thrusting his finger almost in Ted's face.]

I would never kiss you! LIAR! PERVERT!

[teds-up.livejournal.com]

Hey, quit that!

[Ted waves the hand out of his face srsly bro.]

Do I look like the sort of guy who goes around looking for boys half my age?

--No, don't answer that. I'm not.

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[Perhaps Ted's reputation has just been ruined forever... as Tamaki runs off down the corridor with tears streaming out behind him.]

[teds-up.livejournal.com]

--Wait!!

[aaannd he's gone. welp, what can you do...

Ted knows what he can do. He can go brush his teeth, for one.

That sounds like a fine plan.]