Entrée de Journal Soixante et Trois: Wakey Wakey

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

A month! I was asleep for a whole bleeding month! Merlin's beard I hate this place. It's constantly messing with your head.

Comments

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Woo...fun.

[Mutters]

[molotov]

It could be worse. At least we don't seem to have had our clothing replaced this year.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

I'm just glad I have all of my limbs and correctly proportioned.

[molotov]

Did that happen once? You were missing tiny limbs?

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

I lost something more important.

[molotov]

[Molotov is quiet for a moment before:]

Ohhh. Well, you sound young, I am sure you can learn to adapt. The right woman will not hold it against you.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

No I have them back now! It just turned me into a girl for a little while.

[molotov]

An actual girl, or the kind of girl men are when their parts do not work correctly? ... Or are missing?

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

...

An actual girl, with boobs and everything

[molotov]

Oh. Well, that is not so bad, on the scale of losses.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Speak for yourself...although I did get revenge on someone.

[molotov]

I would rather be gender-reversed than spend two weeks as a plant or a nun or something.

And da, I am sure your revenge was not at all humiliating to yourself, and did not involve you partaking in some twisted form of sex I do not care to hear about.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

A bit of flirting to get cold hard humiliation on a complete prat. I'd say it was worth it.

[molotov]

Normally, I would agree. [It's kind of in her name, after all!] But to do it when you are not regularly a woman is a bit contrived. What could that person have done to you in the first place?

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

He shoved me in a god ugly dress and tried to force me to get married to him in a desert church.

[molotov]

What? Someone tried to forcibly marry you? I hope you were a girl at the time.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

No. I was a choir boy.

Akthough I'm a little confused as to how being a girl and being forcibly married would've been better.

[molotov]

So... are you telling me that a priest molested you? This is sadly common in my world, I am sure there is a therapist or something here to talk to you about it.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Not a priest, it was a mental deppraved wastrel by the name of Wally or Flash or some such moniker.

[molotov]

And this happened when?

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

A few years ago now, but then so did the change and the revenge

[molotov]

Just how long have you been here?

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

It'll be three years in April

[molotov]

That is impressive, in a sad way.

[malfoy-purity.livejournal.com]

Hmm...well I'm between a rock and a hard place I suppose.