Third Time - It's Hard, Moist, and Delicious! <3

[losemycherry.livejournal.com]

It's getting to be that time of year, Paradisans! I hope your rooms are filling up with Christmas wreaths and ornaments, a decorated tree, and most importantly of all: goodies and presents for your friends! If anybody's stumped as to what a newcomer like me would like to have, I'll say that the one thing I love most of all about this season is...

...CANDY CANES! <3 They're the most yummy thing ever invented. You can nibble on them, suck on them, dip them in hot chocolate and stir - the possibilities are endless! So if I get one thing this year, I hope it's red and white and awesome all over. And maybe, just maybe, I'll give you something nice in return! xoxoxo

[OOC: Yamada's back! I took a hiatus last month for NaNoWriMo, but I've been missing you guys a lot, so hiya!]

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[losemycherry.livejournal.com]

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

The blush that adorns your cheeks, must be a sight to see indeed~

[losemycherry.livejournal.com]

[*Family name. Given name withheld.]
[**cherry boy = virgin]

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

Wh--WHAT?!

[WHY WOULD A CUTE GIRL BE ASKING THAT KIND OF QUESTION?]

[losemycherry.livejournal.com]

[She taps the butt of the pen to her cheek, wondering. Did I say something wrong just now?]



[But now he obviously is. I'm afraid you've tipped your hand, Suoh Tamaki! You will have the great honor of being the first step on my journey to have 100 sex friends in Paradisa!]

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[It's far too late.

He is absolutely mortified right down to his soul, stricken with horror over what could have befallen this lovely young girl to make her think such perverse thoughts.

It was too much to handle, too much for one host king to handle.]

[losemycherry.livejournal.com]

[She waits patiently, concerned about the complete silence on the other end. Finally, she writes:]

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[How can he possibly be okay?

What is this heinous world he has come to, where cute girls could ask filthy questions like that?

There is just the soft sound of ripping, as Tamaki starts making a nest from strips of paper from his journal. Clearly he must make a hamster home, somewhere safe for he and Haruhi to retreat to against this cruel world.]

[losemycherry.livejournal.com]

[Yamada's intuition tells her that she needs to think of something clever, now.]

1/2

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

[Oh. God.

He feels his heart breaking in his chest, a sick anger against the castle rising up. How dare it defile such a young lady, how dare it behave like this.

For a moment, he is far too choked up to speak.]

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

Never... Never fear, my princess, I am still here.

Don't look, avert your eyes from the heinous words the castle has written!

[losemycherry.livejournal.com]

[daddyhost.livejournal.com]

...I will find a way!

You have my solemn oath that I, Suoh Tamaki, will find a way to save you from this.