033. Royal Orleans

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[People can build bonfires and burn effigies all they want -- some guys (lowercase G) have work to do!

One of whom is Brock. He has work to do.

That work is, of course, patching up the huge fuckoff hole in the side of his dumb cabin. He is out in the woods right now, though he's more staring at the huge fuckoff hole than doing any sort of repair. How does one even fix a hole in a log cabin. Does he need to knock down the whole wall ...

Making a frustrated noise, he flips his journal open.]

I lost my lumberjack. Does anyone cut down trees for fun, or do I have to go find an axe?

-- and Crowley. I hope you got a steering lock for your goddamn car.

Comments

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

...Okay, I'm listening. What sort of anti-theft system did you have in mind?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[yes good] Well, the flamethrowers I mentioned. If anybody tries to hot-wire it, it'll torch 'em. So you just need to make sure you don't lose your keys. Ejector seat might take a little extra time, but I could probably swing it if you want something less, uh, lethal or whatever.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

I don't need keys anyway. I can bend reality, remember?

Good, lets go with the non-lethal thing. Bodies really smell in a car. You can never get the stink to go away.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Right. Must be handy.

Yeah, okay, I can see that. When do you want me to start on it? [Crowley he's going to convert your car to electric when you aren't looking, just a heads up. The environment is important!]

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Without a doubt.

Whenever you like, it's not like I have anywhere to drive in it. [No don't you dare Brock the environment can hang :/]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Alright, cool. Then I'll get started ASAP. [But you'll never even know ...!!]

Where are you keeping it these days? Now that it's not parked in my cabin.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

There's a garage on the grounds, where Tony's flash pieces of crap are all stored. I keep it there.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Got it. I'll let you know once I'm finished.

[onlyanapple.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I owe you one.