033. Royal Orleans

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[People can build bonfires and burn effigies all they want -- some guys (lowercase G) have work to do!

One of whom is Brock. He has work to do.

That work is, of course, patching up the huge fuckoff hole in the side of his dumb cabin. He is out in the woods right now, though he's more staring at the huge fuckoff hole than doing any sort of repair. How does one even fix a hole in a log cabin. Does he need to knock down the whole wall ...

Making a frustrated noise, he flips his journal open.]

I lost my lumberjack. Does anyone cut down trees for fun, or do I have to go find an axe?

-- and Crowley. I hope you got a steering lock for your goddamn car.

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[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[She'd never think he was abandoning her, far too happy in her own little world doing the cooking preparation!]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Eventually he returns with a boom box (because Brock just stopped buying things after 1990) and a stack of audio cassettes. (Because ... yeah, 1990.)

So, he will carry that stuff right into the cabin! Brock, what are you doing. Why is this happening to you. There is a talking pink pony cooking in your cabin. What ...]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[Pinkie has somehow managed to produce enough food for about twenty of them, everything from wobbly jelly to fresh crunch apples (though everything is vegetarian, of course).]

You made it back~!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[WHERE DID SHE GET ALL THE .................. never mind. He is not going to ask. Just don't ask, Samson. Do not ask.]

Y...eah. I sure did. [Eying dat food] Are we inviting ... anyone else, or ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Do you want to invite anypony else?

[She is more than okay with this, and yet she'd be equally bouncing excited for it to be just the two of them.]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I don't really have anybody in mind, no.

[Mostly because oh my god out of Brock's friends, who would say 'HELL YES' to an indoor picnic with a pony]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Okie dokie lokie.

Hit that music, maestro!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[And he complies! Hitting the play button on the tape deck.

Truly the most appropriate picnic music ever (http://youtu.be/QIn0q7W5Vkw).]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[Pinkie has never heard Led Zeppelin, but... SHE ROCKS OUT ANYWAY.]

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Rocking out pink ponies. Now he has seen everything. Even the army of half-formed teenage boy clones getting slaughtered on his lawn does not compare.

RIGHT. ANYWAY. Brock gets the blankets and stuff out! And puts them on the ... floor ... this is still weird.]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[Surprisingly dexterous with her teeth and nose, she moves all the plates of food onto the blankets.]

This is super music to shake your rump to!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[weird pony magic, jeez!!!

Brock awkwardly sits on the blanket. What if somebody sees them, good lord.]

"Shake" ... it's Zeppelin. [Don't blaspheme about Zep, Pinkie Pie]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Is Zeppelin a band from your world? Do they play lots of concerts everywhere?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Led Zeppelin. They don't really play anymore ...

[So pony world doesn't have a Zep allegory, huh? That is sad, so sad]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Are they your favouritest most favourite?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

That's not how I'd put it, but yeah. I guess so.

/makes pony shit up

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

I like Maredonna the best!

ffffffff omg .......

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Maredonna ... you're kidding ...

idek

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Do you like her too?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Assuming she's talking about who he thinks she's talking about] Not really my, uh, style.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

That's okay, we can make up our own songs!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Really ...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

It'll be fun!

You start~

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

I ... really don't think I'm cut out for that, Pinkie. [PLUS IT'S EMBARRASSING AND NOT COOL AT ALL]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Everyone can sing! Just open your heart and let the tune bounce out.