http://icarustattoo.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] icarustattoo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2011-11-05 02:42 pm
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033. Royal Orleans

[People can build bonfires and burn effigies all they want -- some guys (lowercase G) have work to do!

One of whom is Brock. He has work to do.

That work is, of course, patching up the huge fuckoff hole in the side of his dumb cabin. He is out in the woods right now, though he's more staring at the huge fuckoff hole than doing any sort of repair. How does one even fix a hole in a log cabin. Does he need to knock down the whole wall ...

Making a frustrated noise, he flips his journal open.]


I lost my lumberjack. Does anyone cut down trees for fun, or do I have to go find an axe?

-- and Crowley. I hope you got a steering lock for your goddamn car.
molotov: (persephohi)

[personal profile] molotov 2011-11-07 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? You apparently love to suffer, and I am only accommodating that desire by giving you more work.
molotov: (animated leg)

[personal profile] molotov 2011-11-08 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Molotov just casually sips more beer!]

And I won't, if you use the wood.
molotov: (blue)

[personal profile] molotov 2011-11-08 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Same reason you will not marry me, I suppose. Because I think it is stupid.
molotov: (explosions)

[personal profile] molotov 2011-11-08 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, Brock. You say really stupid shit sometimes, why is this?

After several moments of staring at him, Molotov very abruptly produces a grenade, which she starts to gently toss up and catch.]


You really want to chop wood, Samson?
molotov: (shooty shoot)

[personal profile] molotov 2011-11-09 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[No, it was stupid shit! It's fine to make your own clothes if you are good at it, but this wasn't even really akin to that analogy. People who make their own clothes buy the fabric, right? They don't make the fabric and the needles and the threads themselves. Anyway, the stupid shit was more about marriage.

Molotov glares right back, and loops her finger through the pin, though she's not pulling yet.]


Why should I? It seems to me like only a wife would have to respect her husband's property. But since it would be stupid for us to be married, I suppose that respect is stupid too...
molotov: (ew)

[personal profile] molotov 2011-11-10 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes they do, why do you think logging companies exist! In the real world, you need permits and shit to cut down trees. Also, you have to own land to build shitty little cabins, you can't just take whatever parcel of land you want! So Brock is indulging in the magical paradise lifestyle, regardless of what his dumb dream is!

Angling her head a little, Molotov shrugs.]


Why? We are not on a time limit yet. Pin's still in.
molotov: (ink.)

[personal profile] molotov 2011-11-10 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It is not pointed at you, Samson. I am merely holding one of my belongings, until which point I see fit to throw it.
molotov: (awesome ass)

[personal profile] molotov 2011-11-12 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not, darling. [Molotov's voice and gaze are now cosseting and soft, but she's still clutching a grenade in her hand.] I merely hate to see you be inefficient and wasteful of your own time.
molotov: (smokes)

[personal profile] molotov 2011-11-12 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Rebuilding a cabin over and over again is not a "hobby", Brock, it is insanity.
molotov: (animated leg)

[personal profile] molotov 2011-11-12 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Including the initial build, this will be the third time you have built this thing, Samson. And now you do not even have someone to provide the wood for you. You seem to think the wishes are something malevolent, but I think it is the other way around. I think this is the castle's way of giving us something to maintain our sanity with.

After all, for all your refusal of magic, you are still here, da? You still got turned into a high school child and a pirate and a dog, da? Da. So maybe wishing for raw lumber is not the worst thing in the world.
molotov: (ughhh)

[personal profile] molotov 2011-11-13 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
You lived next to a magic corpse rapist for years.
molotov: (ew)

[personal profile] molotov 2011-11-13 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it does not matter, because you only seem to have an issue with it here.

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