♈ Aradia: Reverse.

[psych0p0mps]

[You are now ARADIABOT, and you do not know where you are.

It's already weird for her to wake up at all, because she doesn't sleep. Ever. Even weirder is waking up in a recuperacoon, in a room that feels kind of familiar but at the same time isn't anyplace she's been before. Or any time, for that matter.

There is a lot of weird stuff in her sylladex, too. Why the hell does she have Eridan's legendary piece of shit gun, for instance? This is useless. She dumps the stuff she doesn't want in a pile on the floor. It is basically all of the stuff.

She's about to dump her journal, too, when she stops. Hm. There's something... odd about that book. Odd, and familiar. She decides to open it and speak, but listeners may notice her voice has an eerie metallic tone to it, as well as a pr0n0unced h0ll0wness...]

is this a j0ke

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sixth floor now :3

[psych0p0mps]

[Goes on in without the slightest hesitation. (Keep up bro!) Soulbot Video Log active.]

What is it?

[biwinning]

I don't know, exactly. When you were alive, you were really excited about thith place though. There wath a thecret room in here thomewhere. You took thomething from it back to your rethpiteblock.

[psych0p0mps]

[Insolituception. We need to go deeper. ... Seriously she's just gonna keep going for a while. She is not really worried about being able to find her way back.]

And you were FLARPing down here.

[biwinning]

Yeah. Well, I tried. Mage-ninja wathn't working out well.

[...She is going pretty far.]

Hey, don't go that far. If you get lotht in here I'm not thticking around to find you.

[psych0p0mps]

Yes, you are.

[Just a statement of fact. SHE KNOWS YOU TOO WELL...]

[biwinning]

...

[STOP KNOWING HIM. It just pisses him off even more.]

You don't know that. Maybe I won't. Maybe I've got better thingsth to do than wait around for your metal ath to mosthey on back!

[psych0p0mps]

[What was that Sollux? She can't hear you over the sound of moseying on in. You coming?]

There's something else in here, isn't there? [it's just this vague notion, maybe a fragment of memory again. but the secret room can't be the only thing.]

[biwinning]

No, there ithn't.

[He takes a step back toward the entrance of the cave. ...Just one step.]

I'm leaving.

[psych0p0mps]

[Aradia stops in place and takes a panoramic sweep of the surrounding area. He's right, though, you could get lost in here pretty damn easy. She wonders absently if anybody has bothered to try and map it.

Then, after a moment, she turns around and floats back up toward Sollux.]

Okay.

[biwinning]

...Okay like you're done? We can go?

[psych0p0mps]

[Aaaaaand headed right past him toward the door lololol...]

Unless you want to stay.

[which you clearly don't.]

[biwinning]

[HRUMPH and then he follows after her.]

[psych0p0mps]

[why you followin her bro i thought you were the tour guide? she'll stop outside the door.]

where t0 next

[biwinning]

I don't really go many placesth in the cathtle. I don't know where you thpent motht of your time athide from exploring...

hahaha i forgot which text we were using go me

[psych0p0mps]

[Well neither does she, genius.]

That was a short tour.