♈ Aradia: Reverse.

[psych0p0mps]

[You are now ARADIABOT, and you do not know where you are.

It's already weird for her to wake up at all, because she doesn't sleep. Ever. Even weirder is waking up in a recuperacoon, in a room that feels kind of familiar but at the same time isn't anyplace she's been before. Or any time, for that matter.

There is a lot of weird stuff in her sylladex, too. Why the hell does she have Eridan's legendary piece of shit gun, for instance? This is useless. She dumps the stuff she doesn't want in a pile on the floor. It is basically all of the stuff.

She's about to dump her journal, too, when she stops. Hm. There's something... odd about that book. Odd, and familiar. She decides to open it and speak, but listeners may notice her voice has an eerie metallic tone to it, as well as a pr0n0unced h0ll0wness...]

is this a j0ke

Comments

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[...Well, that doesn't sound good at all]

...I'm almost afraid to ask.

[psych0p0mps]

0k
y0u c0uld always answer me instead
wh0ever y0u are

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

It's me, Maladict?

Oh don't tell me the castle's messing with us.

[psych0p0mps]

[castle. what castle? this is all so very stupid. so very stupid and absurd. and yet... there's this feeling of deja vu she can't quite delete. gonna start floatin' around in the hallways, a couple inches off the ground.]

where am i

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[Maladict really hates this castle, sometimes]

Paradisa. You already live here but I guess you've forgotten or something.

[psych0p0mps]

[Join the club Mally, join the club. This doesn't remotely make sense and it's kind of irking her. A bit. Not enough to make her change facial expressions though.]

i d0nt live anywhere
what is paradisa
h0w did it summ0n me here

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Don't you live in [oh damn what was the name of their world again] Alternia? ...Well, did, anyway.

I don't know, it just does.

[psych0p0mps]

[why's she so chill about it, who is this Maladict........]

0k
since y0u seem s0 well inf0rmed ab0ut the situati0n
why d0nt y0u just start fr0m the beginning

[there may be a little sarcasm in there. but the other person who's replied so far seems determined to be useless, so.]

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

[Mal chooses to ignore the sarcasm, like a boss]

This is a place called Paradisa. It kidnaps people from other worlds for...some reason. A lot of people from your world are here.

[psych0p0mps]

0k
and n0 0ne kn0ws h0w 0r why

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Nope. It's one of life's little mysteries.

[psych0p0mps]

because what we need m0st is m0re 0f th0se
im c0rrect in supp0sing this isnt part 0f the game th0ugh

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

The game in your world? Nope. Not unless we're all unwittingly playing it too.

[psych0p0mps]

are y0u

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Not that I know of. We don't even have computers in my world. [Well, aside from H.E.X]

[psych0p0mps]

i didnt think s0
that was a stupid questi0n

s0 basically weve all been abducted 0ut 0f the incipisphere entirely
by an unkn0wn entity
with n0 means 0f return
it even prevents 0ne fr0m traveling back in time
is that c0rrect

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

You've got it all in one. Big of a bugger, when you think about it.

[psych0p0mps]

and y0ure 0k with that

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Not exactly. I miss my home world, but there are worst places to be.

[psych0p0mps]

the existence 0f w0rse places d0esnt cancel 0ut the current situati0n

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

No, it doesn't. But so long as I'm not having my life under threat, I'm okay.

[psych0p0mps]

figures

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Figures, huh?

[psych0p0mps]

security renders c0mplacency reas0nable

[mal-addict.livejournal.com]

Sounds about right with most people.