ƒ005. mystic pizza... would be good for a slayer

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[The journal opens and a confused voice comes over the pages.]

What is... Kat Jess Sour...ee - Joanna's Bee Ren? [Faith is going through the kitchen in the castle, finding random packages and trying to figure out what they are. She pulls open the fridge and starts to rummage around.]

What about a Ferrari Rocker?

Any of this stuff gonna make me wish I hadn't eaten it?

[Apparently, living off of microwave popcorn and pretzels at the club isn't the best diet. She's starving and she knows the castle kitchen has free food.]

What about Nut Ella? [Thankfully, Faith is only picking out candy and sweet things.]

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Maybe tonight. [right now she's gonna maul into that cream cheese and put way too much onto the bagel. she doesn't wait for it to cool, so it sort of slides a bit at first. then she's got it finished and she hands one half to Fenris.]

Bagel. Cream cheese.

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[Fenris takes it, looking down at the snack in his hand, the slightest hint of a smirk crossing his features]

You know, I am capable of feeding myself.

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I did hand it to you you know. Trust me, I'm not going to be dangling a bunch of grapes over your head anytime soon. [her breasts... that's a bigger possibility]

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No, I meant... [Awkward throat clear. Look how terrible he is at this sort of thing Faith] Never mind.

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[She... kinda likes that it's easy to make him squirm. There's a fair amount of smirking going on.]

Look, would you've tried this? No. You jumped when the toaster popped. Consider this part of your education.

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Food should not jump out of little boxes. [Yup, that's his view on toasters] It is not normal.

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Just eat the damn thing then we'll talk about jumping.

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[He gives the bagel another look. Cheese is solid, too, why is she calling the stuff on it cheese? Still, if she wanted to kill him horribly, he knows she can do it in much more fun (for her) ways than poisoning.

So he takes a tentative bite]

...Interesting.

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[Sorry. Can't respond. Mouth full of bagel.]

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[He'll just arch a brow and wait for her to stop eating. See, he can be patient. Sometimes]

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[chew. chew. swallow. clear her throat a bit.]

So, when you went all berserker mode on that fake Buffy in my room the other day - what was with the light-up special effects? [She'll gesture on her own body to the neck area, because well, that's where she saw it mostly.]

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[He looks suprised in the shift in conversation for a moment, before nodding]

Yes that's a...ah talent. My markings are made of lyrium, they allow me to do that.

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What's lyrium? [she'll finish her bagel while he answers.]

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It is an element in my world, usually used to power magic. [A shrug] It is extremely volatile, most do not survived prolonged exposure to it.

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Is it gonna kill you eventually?

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I... [He falters, then looks at the ceiling] I do not know. Possibly. I am the only one of my kind, as far as I am aware.

[Oh and there's the bitterness in his tone] Danarius was the only magister fool enough to try it.

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[Oh. Hot button topic. She's good at avoiding talking about things, so she recognizes the signs.]

Hey, if it happens here at least you'll be back a few weeks later, right? [... yeah, that's the best she's got.]

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And then I return to a life of endless pain with no knowledge of my past, and no real hope for a future. Lucky me.

[Yeah, he just about ruins any attempt at making things pleasant, doesn't he?]

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[Eh, she's not good with the serious stuff anyway. She'll save the whole 'no memory of his past' for another day.]

You still hungry?

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[That sort of conversation requires equal parts booze and angst]

Not especially, why?

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'cause, I'm gonna head out of the kitchen. Figured you weren't big on hanging in the castle longer than needed. [You could come ~wiiiith her.]

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[He has a moment to ponder that, before nodding]

That I'm not, and I would be a fool to turn down fine company.

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Good, let's go.

[She's gonna steal this bag of marshmallows though. Oh and this jar of peanut butter. Maybe this thing of cream cheese. Oh and some bread...]

I just wanted to grab food anyway. [Yes. She looks ridiculous holding all of that, but whatever.]

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[Hey, he understands food stealing well. It's a survival tactic, after all]

As I can see. Where did you plan to go?

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Gonna head back to my place, drop this off, then probably just ... [she shrugs, which shifts the bread over a bit, but she's got Slayer reflexes - so she didn't drop it.]

We could always make good on that sparring.