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[So… once Charlie realized what was happening, really let it sink in that his head was being suddenly made public, he started camping out in the hallways. Propped up just beside his door, for the most part motionless except every now and then when he’s had to warn the more curious folks away. But a few days of this whole… not sleeping to keep an eye on his door thing has finally taken its toll and he’s… napping. Lightly, mind you, but for the moment he isn’t paying attention at all]

[And should you take advantage of this, the door opens on a hotel lobby. One of those ridiculously posh ones with the gilded everything and the deep, red carpets and wood floors. There’s a single door off to one side, and at the front desk is… Charlie actually, arms folded in front of him, wearing an odd hollow smile as he watches you. There’s something… false in the sound of his voice, like it isn’t really him speaking: ]

Evening.

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[The disapproval follows him until that first huge door shuts, then the little grey hallway and the first door. The greeter!Charlie is still standing at his desk, just as two-dimensional as before...]

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[Poor greeter!Charlie you kinda freak Deadpool out. But he'll blow a kiss on his way outside because you were at least nice to him :) ]

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[lkjsdf he'd appreciate it if he was alive at the moment. But illusion's broken and all that, so he just stays where he is without reacting]

[AND ONCE HE LEAVES, the real and actual Q is still curled up against the wall, dozing...]

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[Oh well hello real!Q. You can enjoy a little more sleep. Just long enough for Deadpool to take off his mask and gloves and shove them in a pouch somewhere on his costume he doesn't care right now.

And then Deadpool is going to crouch down, grab him by the shirt, and kiss him. GOOD MORNING]

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[Oh jesus christ lkjasdf Startled out of sleep, jerking away and trying to push him off... at least until he realizes who it is!]

[Then he's... definitely confused, but kisses back anyway. TIRED KISS. He hasn't been sleeping all that well after all]

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[Grabbed his shirt tighter when he tried to push him away but oh, all it right in the world now. :) STAY RIGHT HERE FOREVER BB]

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[HE CAN'T MAN. HE IS TOO CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING. But he does keep the kiss up for quite some time, letting a hand circle around his neck and pull him closer]

[But eventually the curiosity becomes a little too much and starts to try to extract himself, tapping on Wade's chest with his free hand]

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[What why do you want to stop what's wrong with yoooooou. He'll pull back but stay close]

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[Smiles just faintly, a bare fraction of the other Charlie's fondness]

What are you doing?

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[POUTPOUTPOUT]

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But why? [LKJSDF] I mean... not that I'm objecting, but... I think I was asleep.

[Glances at his door. Glances at Wade... DID YOU ACTUALLY GO IN THERE...]

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[SHRUGS]

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Yeah she was... [Just... ljsdf chuckles faintly]

What if I was having a nice dream? [...he wasn't but IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER]

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[Tugs on his shirt. WHY CAN'T WE JUST MAKE OUT IN A PUBLIC HALLWAY, HUH?]

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[lkjadf tugs his shirt back! But doesn't actually go to kiss him. He'd suggest they go inside but... well... headspace... He really hates his head okay]

Some of us need sleep, Wade. [...SUDDENLY MILDLY WORRIED] What did you see in there anyway?

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[Deadpool's trying for a smug smile but he fails because it's more like 'fond' than anything. He loves you husbando and now he knows you love him too ahhhhhhhh ; ; ]

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[...baww ;A; He really doesn't know what to do with that fond smile, but it makes him smile back faintly]

You're in a good mood.

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You flipped her off...? [SOUNDS... mildly worried]

[...until, wait. Deadpool wait]

Why was that on your bucket list?