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seventh flutter

[Lovely day outside, isn't it? That's what Fluttershy thinks. She's outside, smelling the flowers, enjoying the shade of trees, and genuinely enjoying herself.

Little does she know that Invader Zim is in one of those trees! You see, he wasn't too happy when the Pegasus messed up his earlier plans, and he's devised some revenge. As he deviously watches in the branches, he sets these babies into action. Those of you outside, or have your journals open, may hear some faint 'bzzzz.']

Huh...? Is someone there...?

[Fluttershy looks around... and then... the quietest screaming you'll have ever heard! Those robotic bees are after Fluttershy! She runs left, she runs right, but they're swarming all around her! Stinging her! Making her ble-oh no, wait. They're... just mildly poking her. And it's very annoying.

This is a double-post, so expect tagging from Zim! And feel free to lay waste your revenge on him too!]

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[She notices that, and lifts her head...]

[That is to say, DIRECT HIT! Zim goes flying out of the tree and lands on the ground hard, the controller flung out of his hand and into a nearby bush.

... He almost looks like a stunned bug it is pretty gross.]

[UGH GROSS BUT GROSS OR NOT he is walking over with his hands on his hips. Good thing the trolls broke his "meet an alien" virginity months ago or he might be more freaked out right now.

You got yourself into this Adachi, best get your old cop face back on]

Hey! You shouldn't be harassing... [...lmfao what... does he say here oh god] ponies and people with crap like that! [unless they did something to you first or are bitch ponies, then you get them to stand in front of a tv- wait.]

[The controller! The bees appear to halt momentarily, so Fluttershy tries to inch away from them and get near Adachi.]

[Aaauugh he sits up, rubbing at his head. What hit him??]

[Wait, a human? SERIOUSLY, A HUMAN??

ZIM LEAPS TO HIS FEET, LOOKING ENRAGED.]

STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU UGLY WORMBEAST! UNLESS YOU WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF ZIM LIKE THE COW!!

[oh wow getting thanked for a good deed that's only happened let's see- once.

And it just came from a talking winged pony.

So excuse him for a second as he looks a little taken aback and his cheeks a little pink when he hears that]

[ONLY FOR A SECOND THOUGH because then Zim had to open his big mouth and bring his attention back to WHAT'S IMPORTANT]

I'm pretty sure she's a horse not a cow. [that's not the point and Adachi knows it but fuck it, this alien is officially a brat to him right now. :')]

[She makes an 'eek' sound, and hides behind Adachi's legs as best she can, whimpering.]

[Zim isn't a brat ZIM IS THE ~~WORST~~ BEST and he is THROWING HIS HANDS INTO THE AIR. DRAMATICALLY.]

I DON'T CARE!!

[Adachi just mutters a dismissive "whatever" at the pony thing before turning back to Zim. YOUR DRAMATICS AREN'T GOING TO MAKE HIM BUDGE YOU LITTLE JACKASS he is in a zone he hasn't been in in months awwww yeah]

And I don't care what your reason is, unless she tore out your heart and stomped all over it with her little horseponywhatever hooves and then kicked you in the mud [wait what adachi] you're going to leave her alone, got it?!

[also: you called him ugly. he is immediately on the pony's side here. ...unless she's actually like... idk maponyumi then fuck her (seems more like a nanaponyko thoughomg i should just stop existing right now)]

[She stays right behind you, Adachi, right now you are her knight in... shining... that feels so wrong to finish.]

[What even. WHY IS THIS STUPID HUMAN STANDING UP TO HIM?]

I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU, YOU FILTHY, INSIGNIFICANT, INFERIOR MONKEY WHO - [wait where was he going with this]

- SMELLS!! AND UNLESS YOU WANT TO RUE THE DAY YOU MESSED WITH ZIM YOU'LL GO BACK TO BEING A PITIFUL, PATHETIC LITTLE WORM SOMEWHERE ELSE!!

[yes Fluttershy let's not even finish that sentence for all our sakes LMAO

Adachi listens to both and kinda... is not sure what part he's having more difficulty with. The fact that all she did was... release some bees or the fact that this alien thing really just said that.

So he's just. Gonna pull his foot back and kick you over Zim 8'| Superior height is his right now AND HE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING ACCUSED OF POLICE BRUTALITY ANYMORE HUZZAH]

[Gasp! More violence! She keeps trying to inch up and hide behind you as best she can.]

[OH MY GOD, WHAT.

ZIM GETS KICKED OVER. IT'S GLORIOUS. HE DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING.

He gets kicked over and goes skidding a little bit because really he's tiny and there was some momentum there.

... Seriously. A human just KICKED him. He needs a few moments to let that sink in.]

[YEAH.

YEAAAAAAH YOU LET THAT SINK IN LITTLE ALIEN MAN Adachi's feeling pretty awesome about this right now even though Zim's like, what? 3 feet tall? Okay maybe more than that BUT WHO CARES

He turns his head back to Fluttershy] I suggest we get out of here while he's down.

[or at least that's what he's doing as he starts walking away with or without you, my little pony :')]

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that was the greatest Adachi tag

if by greatest you mean worst

gunna have to agree with the greatest

HAHAHA fuck Zim's life

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