seventh flutter

[3-butterflies.livejournal.com]

[Lovely day outside, isn't it? That's what Fluttershy thinks. She's outside, smelling the flowers, enjoying the shade of trees, and genuinely enjoying herself.

Little does she know that Invader Zim is in one of those trees! You see, he wasn't too happy when the Pegasus messed up his earlier plans, and he's devised some revenge. As he deviously watches in the branches, he sets these babies into action. Those of you outside, or have your journals open, may hear some faint 'bzzzz.']

Huh...? Is someone there...?

[Fluttershy looks around... and then... the quietest screaming you'll have ever heard! Those robotic bees are after Fluttershy! She runs left, she runs right, but they're swarming all around her! Stinging her! Making her ble-oh no, wait. They're... just mildly poking her. And it's very annoying.

This is a double-post, so expect tagging from Zim! And feel free to lay waste your revenge on him too!]

Comments

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

BEES?!!!! DON'T WORRY, I'M COMING!!

[Spike! Racing to the rescue, and what's that evil cackling?]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO FLUTTERSHY, YOU NEFARIOUS....CACKLER....TYPE...person?

[3-butterflies.livejournal.com]

[Since there's no place for her to run, she just 'gives up', and sits on her stomach, covering her head with her hooves and wings, crying.]

[sodoomed.livejournal.com]

[Oh huh, Zim retrieves his journal from his PAK.]

It's called REVENGE, you smelly worm! SUPERIOR REVENGE!

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

[He recognises that voice!]

YOU!

[Bursting through the doors now, running to Fluttershy]

Dude, if you set these things on Fluttershy I am so gonna set you on fire.

[3-butterflies.livejournal.com]

[They are already set, as you can see. and hear. and if you get close enough, feel.]

[sodoomed.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey it's the purple thing. Zim is not threatened at all!]

Fire? Don't be ridiculous! Pigs can't produce FIRE!

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

I'm not a pig!!! Hold on, Fluttershy, I'm coming.

[And guess what, Zim? Your bees are now ON FIRE.

...In hindsight that probably doesn't make them any less frightening to Fluttershy but logic and Spike aren't good bedfellows]

[3-butterflies.livejournal.com]

[Yay, now robotic bees aren't bumping and stinging her!

Now robotic bees on fire are bumping and stinging her. Hurray.]

1/2

[sodoomed.livejournal.com]

[Oh, well then.]

[sodoomed.livejournal.com]

Huh, must be another hideous mutant.

[The bees are faltering butyes! Still bumping into Fluttershy. While on fire.]

Thread jacking! Hope it's okay :<

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

[Doo doo doo, on a stro--wait! Gold recognizes that voice! It's that cute gi--

She's a pony!? WHAT

He'll be nearby, stunned, watching with his jaw to the ground]

1/2 and of course!

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

...Oops.

2/2

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

[Oh well, time for plan B. Wishing up a baseball bat to beat the bees up. To Gold;]

Come on, dude, help me save her!

[3-butterflies.livejournal.com]

[She lifts her head a bit, recognizing Gold]



[and distracted again bur pokes and burns and what have you]

threadjacking is cool!

[sodoomed.livejournal.com]

[Right, a baseball bat is definitely Super Effective against the bees!

Not that that is stopping Zim as he sends them on the offensive against Gold as well!!!]

/COUGH

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

Alright, I haven't done this in a while. Hope I didn't get rusty. Let's go guys! [he throws a Pokeball in the air and in one smooth movement, whips out his billiards cue and uses it to launch the Pokeball at one the bees! And out comes Ataro (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Aipom_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29) who uses his tale to smack the closest bee]

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

[Spike will be running around, beating up bees. Then pauses at...WTF IS that?]

...Dude, is that a purple monkey?

[3-butterflies.livejournal.com]

[She blinks at the monkey as well! This is amazing!]

[sodoomed.livejournal.com]

[Yeah even Zim is weirded out. He's yelling from up in the tree.]

NONSENSE! THAT ISN'T A MONKEY! Monkeys aren't PURPLE!

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

You guys are all one to talk! [yeah, he'll just... have three more Pokeballs in the air, releasing Explotaro (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Typhlosion), Poltaro (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Politoed_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29), and Sutaro (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sudowoodo_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29)]

Alright Poltaro, put out the bees that are on fire!

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

[HOLY CRAP WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?!!]

Dude, are those things living in BALLS?

[3-butterflies.livejournal.com]

[She's just gunna chock this up to magic.]

[sodoomed.livejournal.com]

[Oh okay clearly they are just... alien slaves or something.

Alien slaves to a human.

That is SO. STUPID.]

Call off your SLAVES, you wormbeast! Unless you want them DESTROYED!

/late orz

[billiardsplz.livejournal.com]

[oh no

you did not say that

you did NOT say that]

These guys aren't slaves...

They...

Are...



Guys, we're not fooling around here anymore! Show him we mean business!

never forgiven

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

[What the hell is even]

Uh....kick butt?