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....

Okay, I'm done hiding.

Take me back? ♥

[recorded in a dramatic voice]

NEVER! NEVER! I-

Oh, Kaien. Take me back~!

[laughter] And here I thought I was the one requesting to be taken back.

Eh, it sounded more dramatic my way. But let's see...

[same dramatic voice as before]

Oh Kaien~!

Of course I'll take you back~!

Your ass is too nice to never see again~!

[more laughter, then in a matching dramatic voice]

Oh Irvine~! You make me so happy! ♥

[a short laugh]

Now we just need wifey~

And with wifey's approval, I am back~ We can kill the castle with sexy again.

I shall inform the residents to clear the way~

Wise and sexy. Good combo. [laughter]

Just for you two~!

[[ooc; post. xD;]]

♥~

[OOC: I saw. And died. xDD ILU.]

~♥

[[ooc; ILU2! xD]]

....

...weeeellllllll..........

Of COURSE!
I already took you back, you turkey! [transcribed laughter]

In fact I don't recall ever leaving you. Coffee and I are separated, though. It's a sad day.

Man, you know how to keep a man waiting in suspense wifey! [laughter]

Heh, glad to here. Though, why did you and coffee break up? You two were pretty-- okay gonna stop the lame joke there.

mmm, part of my job, Muffin. &hearts

Because coffee's a cheating slut, of course [ ;) ]

I'd suppose~

A cheating slut? Really now!

How many people do you know that like coffee?

Uhhh. [pause as he thinks]

... well I'm not sure if the other Shinigami even know what it is, seeing as I didn't originally... one? For sure?

Oh that's so weird. 90% of adults where I come from can't really live without it. Thus coffee is a cheating slut.

You're a much better husband to say the very least. I think I prefer you to coffee.

And suddenly it all makes sense.

I'm glad to hear that, wifey~ ♥! I'd hope I'd be preferred over a drink. [laughter]

[OOC: She and Renji would get along well. xDD]

It isn't just ANY drink, Babe, it's the most fantastic drink ever created by man with the exception of maybe Bailey's Irish Cream!...which goes very well in coffee.

I should really introduce you two. I wouldn't mind if coffee cheated on me with you. I could never deprive you of the sweet sweet joy that coffee brings. ~ &hearts

Well, if it's got you swooning, why not? [laughter]

You like tea, though?

[OOC: xDD She could probably catch him drinking it really oversweetened in the kitchen when he's human sometime~]

Mmmm swooning is right. You, of course, make me swoon more but I'm too embarrassed to do it when you're around.

I'll warn you , though it's a bit of an acquired taste. It is FABULOUS for waking up in the morning though.

Why wifey, you flatter me~

Aquired taste? Mm, guess I can handle that!

[OOC: AHAHA Renji will be like "kdfjhgkj" He has a MAJOR sweet tooth, which is why he sweetens coffee so much. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT LANA.]

I really just can't help myself, darling.

I'll start you out on training wheels coffee. [ ;) ]

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