http://unironically.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] unironically.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2011-07-08 10:44 am
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[Since the castle changed everyone back from being on the pirate ship, Kanaya parrot has been sleeping in her garden on the castle grounds (it's all looking great, thanks for asking). Why? Because it's warm, and on the warm summer nights in Paradisa she doesn't have a thing to fear! It's a far cry from the wilderness of Alternia.

That was all fine, at least until Kanaya suddenly changed from being a light, small parrot to being a larger and rather heavier troll perched in a bush. The journal conveniently sheltered beneath the branches picks up crunching and a startled, displeased cry.
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Oh, really?! Honestly, if this shrub has come to any harm...!

[Annoyed, and rather unusually flustered, when it comes to one of her plants being harmed... and then rustling noises as she picks up the journal, dusting some stray specks of dirt off the pages, and sighs.]

But of course. There really is no possibility of escaping these while we're here, is there?

I seem to have missed various proceedings again. My apologies to my fellows and any others who might have wished to speak to me.

[Karkat]

Are you all right? I heard all of those explosions.

[Vriska]

Who went home?

[identity profile] thiefoflight.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
All I'm getting from that are hints that I should go all out with the transgressions that I continue to get shit for if it means that most of us will get hurt. And that you will be okay with it, even if others aren't.

[You digress, alright. It takes every ounce of Vriska's strength not to say that much.]

That and you really want an excuse to fire up the chainsaw again.
Edited 2011-07-08 10:13 (UTC)

[identity profile] thiefoflight.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like slime is hard to come by! Don't forget, we sure got fucked up when "good" Gamzee was still around!

Anyway, you sure are being careful about all these threats looming over your heads, Kanaya! Which reminds me, what about Eridan, huh? Why wasn't anyone this insane over him when he was around?

[Ugh. You just had to bring that up. There is a glare and a faint growl at the journal when she hears this, but Vriska is keeping her cool.]

And what about me, then? Clearly, I am a loose cannon that is just as volatile! Ain't that right?

[identity profile] thiefoflight.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
Why does it even matter? It's not like I'm after his blood here!

[identity profile] thiefoflight.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
Again, I'm finding it real hard to understand why it's going to matter whether or not I tell you my deepest, darkest secrets. What is that supposed to change? Really.
Edited 2011-07-08 10:31 (UTC)

[identity profile] thiefoflight.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Ugh!]

Stop taking everything so literally! Either that, or step away from the oncoming condescension. Like that's really going to make me share.

[identity profile] thiefoflight.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
You know damn well why I'd give that wiggler a good smacking around!

[But then again, the impaling... Sure is avoiding spilling the beans here!]

[identity profile] thiefoflight.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah! It's not like he didn't know what was in store for him, after all!

[identity profile] thiefoflight.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
It was his own damn fault!

[identity profile] thiefoflight.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? He was the dumbass who challenged me!

/goes to bed, sob ;;

[identity profile] thiefoflight.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a low growl, and Vriska's seething.]

What's done is done, okay? It's like I said, the wiggler's not in any immediate danger from the ravenous spiderbitch here, so you might as well just lay off already!

/casually sneaks one more tag in

[identity profile] thiefoflight.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Kanaya, you and your lyrical loquacity! Gosh.]

And you continue to fall into this stupid pattern of pestering me like you're so good at analyzing my every move. Meanwhile, all I want to do is forget about this stupid shit! But no, you just keep on pushing!

The motivation doesn't fucking matter! Get over it.