First Motto

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Hello, castle, you get treated to the groggy sounds of a Bronx accent that sounds like it's been blasted into space one too many times. Those of you in the lobby will find AN ADORABLE KITTY... Not really. Just a sad Meowth on.... Tile or something.

There's an audible groan and then...]

Hey, guys. I think we finally blasted off for the last time. I never thought Heaven would look like a castle, but it's so beautiful. [There's a bit of a sniffle and then a noise of realization.] Huh? Jessie? ....James? [Nervously]....Guys? Don't tell me I gotta walk up to them Pearly Gates all by myself. I ain't cut out to watch my own life flash before my eyes without some emotional support.

[There's some sort of pained whining noise.] Maybe they ended up in that other place. [GASP] ...Maybe I'm next. I mean, bein' in Team Rocket's a big strike against me, but if they're gonna at least let me in, even for a jiffy, I musta done somethin' right. And all Pokemon go to Heaven, anyway, don't they?

[Annd this is about when he notices the book.] Huh?

What's this supposed to be? The book o' my life? [He makes another "Ehhh?!" catlike noise of surprise] I don't remember any o' these people. [A dejected pause] Either my memory's startin' to go or somethin's screwy here.

[OOC: I HATE TO POST AND RUN, but I wanted to get this up before I leave for work. ;_; Tags will be returned later tonight.]

Comments

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

[A kitty! Have a toddler detective crawling across the floor of the lobby with his eyes on that tail.]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Meowth is too occupied flipping through the journal to even notice.

/cue the Jaws theme.]

[kindnessing.livejournal.com]

[wandering into the lobby...? it's a meowth! never thought he'd see one of those again. he walks a little closer, hoping not to scare him off... is it wild?]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Flipping, flipping, ignoring the world.] What's the big idea? I don't see anyone I know in here. I think this is someone else's life. [Ear twitch. Oh. Someone's creeping up on him.

Slooow headturn and..... Meowth leaps to his feet and screams a little.]

Who are you supposed to be?!

[marionttepurple.livejournal.com]

[Kid and robot sister peering down at Meowth...what is this. It's talking, too. WHAT IS THIS.]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Meowth takes some time out of flipping through his journal to look up and just... Stare.]

What're you two lookin' at?

[nocturnalrage.livejournal.com]

[There might be a huge black dragon standing behind the Meowth, looking down at him silently while he looks at the book. By huge, I mean at least three times Meowth's size. After a few seconds of silence, a deep, soft croon emanates from him.]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[CUE THE MOST FRIGHTENED SQUEAK EVER. And then slowly Meowth turns to look. AND YOU KNOW, IF JESSIE AND JAMES WERE HERE, THERE'D BE A LONG MONOLOGUE ABOUT STEALING RARE POKEMON AND SHIT, BUT RIGHT NOW ALL MEOWTH CAN THINK IS BEING EATEN AFTER DYING OR WHATEVER IS JUST OVERKILL/

See Meowth. See Meowth slowly scoot away.]

N-nice dragon. You wouldn't wanna eat me. I ain't nothin' but fur 'n bones. Nope. Nothin' tasty about me.

[explorationist.livejournal.com]

[Talking kittyyy! It's so weird looking cute. The blue-haired girl is staring from one of the couches, pausing her bored flipping through the journal and greet Meowth] ...Hi.

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Frown. There is something really bizarre going on here.]

I didn't think the afterlife was such a big party.

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

[Guess who was heading towards the kitchen to get some food.

Guess who's now staring at you. How many more talking animals is this place going to bring in? Cue elven animal empathy.

Still feels weird talking to animals so regularly though.]

You're not dead, cat.

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[GOD, THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS LOBBY. He just glares up at... The human and bares his teeth.]

Thanks. I couldn't'a figured that one out on my own or nothin'.

[loveablecoward.livejournal.com]

[Stop. Pause. Double-take.]

...Whu?

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Staaaare. That is no Pokemon he's ever seen. Oh well. Beats humans and Meowth-eating dragons. CUE THE CHARM.]

Hey, pal. C'mere for a second. I gotta say, I was startin' to worry it was nothin' but humans in this joint.

[furriendly.livejournal.com]

[DO HER EYES DECEIVE HER? IS THIS TRULY AN ADORABLE TALKING CAT?!

Nepeta's heart be still as she rushes toward him and scoops him into her arms.]

You are just the most adorable kitty cat I have seen in this entire castle!

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

Wha-HEY! [There's a few thoughts in his head. Like, uh, HOLY SHIT THIS CHICK SURE IS GREEN. After a second of flailing, he goes limp and just looks puzzled, because... She said he was adorable. And his ego is just that big.]

Well, I try to go for tough and intimidatin', but I guess there ain't nothin' wrong with bein' adorable if I'm the best at it. [Yeah, because... Being the best at anything is not something that happens often.]

dictated;

[walkinthruwalls]

You probably haven't met any of them before. [ The book, oh god, it speaks! ]

dictated;

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[SCREAM. And then he tentatively pokes it with his claw.] I heard o' ghost Pokemon possessin' things before, but most o' the time, they're usin' me to talk.

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

[A kitty! Have a toddler detective crawling across the floor of the lobby with his eyes on that tail.]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Meowth is too occupied flipping through the journal to even notice.

/cue the Jaws theme.]

[kindnessing.livejournal.com]

[wandering into the lobby...? it's a meowth! never thought he'd see one of those again. he walks a little closer, hoping not to scare him off... is it wild?]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Flipping, flipping, ignoring the world.] What's the big idea? I don't see anyone I know in here. I think this is someone else's life. [Ear twitch. Oh. Someone's creeping up on him.

Slooow headturn and..... Meowth leaps to his feet and screams a little.]

Who are you supposed to be?!

[marionttepurple.livejournal.com]

[Kid and robot sister peering down at Meowth...what is this. It's talking, too. WHAT IS THIS.]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Meowth takes some time out of flipping through his journal to look up and just... Stare.]

What're you two lookin' at?

[nocturnalrage.livejournal.com]

[There might be a huge black dragon standing behind the Meowth, looking down at him silently while he looks at the book. By huge, I mean at least three times Meowth's size. After a few seconds of silence, a deep, soft croon emanates from him.]

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[CUE THE MOST FRIGHTENED SQUEAK EVER. And then slowly Meowth turns to look. AND YOU KNOW, IF JESSIE AND JAMES WERE HERE, THERE'D BE A LONG MONOLOGUE ABOUT STEALING RARE POKEMON AND SHIT, BUT RIGHT NOW ALL MEOWTH CAN THINK IS BEING EATEN AFTER DYING OR WHATEVER IS JUST OVERKILL/

See Meowth. See Meowth slowly scoot away.]

N-nice dragon. You wouldn't wanna eat me. I ain't nothin' but fur 'n bones. Nope. Nothin' tasty about me.

[explorationist.livejournal.com]

[Talking kittyyy! It's so weird looking cute. The blue-haired girl is staring from one of the couches, pausing her bored flipping through the journal and greet Meowth] ...Hi.

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Frown. There is something really bizarre going on here.]

I didn't think the afterlife was such a big party.

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

[Guess who was heading towards the kitchen to get some food.

Guess who's now staring at you. How many more talking animals is this place going to bring in? Cue elven animal empathy.

Still feels weird talking to animals so regularly though.]

You're not dead, cat.

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[GOD, THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS LOBBY. He just glares up at... The human and bares his teeth.]

Thanks. I couldn't'a figured that one out on my own or nothin'.

[loveablecoward.livejournal.com]

[Stop. Pause. Double-take.]

...Whu?

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[Staaaare. That is no Pokemon he's ever seen. Oh well. Beats humans and Meowth-eating dragons. CUE THE CHARM.]

Hey, pal. C'mere for a second. I gotta say, I was startin' to worry it was nothin' but humans in this joint.

[rogueofheart]

[DO HER EYES DECEIVE HER? IS THIS TRULY AN ADORABLE TALKING CAT?!

Nepeta's heart be still as she rushes toward him and scoops him into her arms.]

You are just the most adorable kitty cat I have seen in this entire castle!

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

Wha-HEY! [There's a few thoughts in his head. Like, uh, HOLY SHIT THIS CHICK SURE IS GREEN. After a second of flailing, he goes limp and just looks puzzled, because... She said he was adorable. And his ego is just that big.]

Well, I try to go for tough and intimidatin', but I guess there ain't nothin' wrong with bein' adorable if I'm the best at it. [Yeah, because... Being the best at anything is not something that happens often.]

dictated;

[walkinthruwalls]

You probably haven't met any of them before. [ The book, oh god, it speaks! ]

dictated;

[about3seconds.livejournal.com]

[SCREAM. And then he tentatively pokes it with his claw.] I heard o' ghost Pokemon possessin' things before, but most o' the time, they're usin' me to talk.