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First Motto
[Hello, castle, you get treated to the groggy sounds of a Bronx accent that sounds like it's been blasted into space one too many times. Those of you in the lobby will find AN ADORABLE KITTY... Not really. Just a sad Meowth on.... Tile or something.
There's an audible groan and then...]
Hey, guys. I think we finally blasted off for the last time. I never thought Heaven would look like a castle, but it's so beautiful. [There's a bit of a sniffle and then a noise of realization.] Huh? Jessie? ....James? [Nervously]....Guys? Don't tell me I gotta walk up to them Pearly Gates all by myself. I ain't cut out to watch my own life flash before my eyes without some emotional support.
[There's some sort of pained whining noise.] Maybe they ended up in that other place. [GASP] ...Maybe I'm next. I mean, bein' in Team Rocket's a big strike against me, but if they're gonna at least let me in, even for a jiffy, I musta done somethin' right. And all Pokemon go to Heaven, anyway, don't they?
[Annd this is about when he notices the book.] Huh?
What's this supposed to be? The book o' my life? [He makes another "Ehhh?!" catlike noise of surprise] I don't remember any o' these people. [A dejected pause] Either my memory's startin' to go or somethin's screwy here.
[OOC: I HATE TO POST AND RUN, but I wanted to get this up before I leave for work. ;_; Tags will be returned later tonight.]
There's an audible groan and then...]
Hey, guys. I think we finally blasted off for the last time. I never thought Heaven would look like a castle, but it's so beautiful. [There's a bit of a sniffle and then a noise of realization.] Huh? Jessie? ....James? [Nervously]....Guys? Don't tell me I gotta walk up to them Pearly Gates all by myself. I ain't cut out to watch my own life flash before my eyes without some emotional support.
[There's some sort of pained whining noise.] Maybe they ended up in that other place. [GASP] ...Maybe I'm next. I mean, bein' in Team Rocket's a big strike against me, but if they're gonna at least let me in, even for a jiffy, I musta done somethin' right. And all Pokemon go to Heaven, anyway, don't they?
[Annd this is about when he notices the book.] Huh?
What's this supposed to be? The book o' my life? [He makes another "Ehhh?!" catlike noise of surprise] I don't remember any o' these people. [A dejected pause] Either my memory's startin' to go or somethin's screwy here.
[OOC: I HATE TO POST AND RUN, but I wanted to get this up before I leave for work. ;_; Tags will be returned later tonight.]
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Slooow headturn and..... Meowth leaps to his feet and screams a little.]
Who are you supposed to be?!
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What're you two lookin' at?
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See Meowth. See Meowth slowly scoot away.]
N-nice dragon. You wouldn't wanna eat me. I ain't nothin' but fur 'n bones. Nope. Nothin' tasty about me.
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weird lookingcute. The blue-haired girl is staring from one of the couches, pausing her bored flipping through the journal and greet Meowth] ...Hi.no subject
I didn't think the afterlife was such a big party.
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Guess who's now staring at you. How many more talking animals is this place going to bring in? Cue elven animal empathy.
Still feels weird talking to animals so regularly though.]
You're not dead, cat.
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Thanks. I couldn't'a figured that one out on my own or nothin'.
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...Whu?
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Hey, pal. C'mere for a second. I gotta say, I was startin' to worry it was nothin' but humans in this joint.
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Nepeta's heart be still as she rushes toward him and scoops him into her arms.]
You are just the most adorable kitty cat I have seen in this entire castle!
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Well, I try to go for tough and intimidatin', but I guess there ain't nothin' wrong with bein' adorable if I'm the best at it. [Yeah, because... Being the best at anything is not something that happens often.]
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/cue the Jaws theme.]
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Slooow headturn and..... Meowth leaps to his feet and screams a little.]
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See Meowth. See Meowth slowly scoot away.]
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weird lookingcute. The blue-haired girl is staring from one of the couches, pausing her bored flipping through the journal and greet Meowth] ...Hi.no subject
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Guess who's now staring at you. How many more talking animals is this place going to bring in? Cue elven animal empathy.
Still feels weird talking to animals so regularly though.]
You're not dead, cat.
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Thanks. I couldn't'a figured that one out on my own or nothin'.
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...Whu?
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Hey, pal. C'mere for a second. I gotta say, I was startin' to worry it was nothin' but humans in this joint.
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Nepeta's heart be still as she rushes toward him and scoops him into her arms.]
You are just the most adorable kitty cat I have seen in this entire castle!
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Well, I try to go for tough and intimidatin', but I guess there ain't nothin' wrong with bein' adorable if I'm the best at it. [Yeah, because... Being the best at anything is not something that happens often.]
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