Host Club, Kasanoda Version

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The Host Club Is Open! But under new management for today, for it is Ritsu Kasanoda’s time to shine. The theme for this round is...

Bad Boy Bar!

The room now resembles a large bar, with light fog instead of smoke, and quiet jaunty old music playing on big radios. As the lights come on, the walls have wanted posters, and each member of the host club has a different bounty on their head. Non-alcoholic drinks are being served, and there are all kinds of criminals waiting around at different tables, because girls love bad boys, right?

Kasanoda is slightly more lenient than Tamaki, and so has let the boys decide they can dress/act out of the following choices.

Yakuza, the Japanese Mafia. Those who selected this also have the option of having fake tattoos applied over their body, and a fake sword to wield.

Goodfella., the mafia… mafia. They get fake cigars that emit fog, along with small fake pistols. The worst accent you can come up with, the better.

Train Robber, the bad guys of the cowboy films. Again, fake pistols, and also can get a small pouch of gold or coins.

Pirate, the terror of the seas. Members can get very creative with this one, as not only are there fake swords and pistols, but also peg legs, eye patches, and (real) parrots.

Prisoner, he’s doing time for all the crime. Comes with ball and chain and optional handcuffs.

As for Kasanoda himself, he clearly remembers the Brain Theater crap, and feels he should pay for that stupid stuff he’s done. So he’s the lowest of the low… now only is the mere bartender, wearing dog ears, a dog tail, and a dog collar, and the tag on it reads ‘In The Dog House’. So dignified.]


((OOC: Open! Tag away to your heart's content. Please wait until I have all of the sections up! Banner made by the awesome goddess that is Ena. This is my first time doing something so huge, so if I did something wrong, please let me know! ))

Comments

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[eyebrow raise] Oh, I wasn't referring to that.

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

... Huh?

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[sigh]

Whatever happened to all the good stuff men used to think about? Like breasts, firm buttocks, and wet frocks.

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

[OVERLOAD

OVERLOAD

BRAIN IS NOT FUNCTIONING]

I... uh... I think about... I mean, not that I don't... I...

[mommy.]

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So what's your opinion on wet frocks?

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

... I... I don't know what a 'frock' is.

[do... do i want to know.]

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A dress of sorts.

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

A dress? Oh... um, yeah, I like seeing girls in dresses.

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Okay. Now what about wet dresses, clinging tantalizingly onto every curve?

[mmm. She's licking her lips.]

1/3

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

[And instantly, in his head, Fujioka - ]

No, no, no, no!

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

[SHAKES HIS HEAD HARD]

Uh, uh, uh...

[think, anything else!]

...

[Okay, now this random stranger in a wet-]

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

No no no no no no! I'm not a pervert!

[SEE ICON, tugging at his hair and 'ears'.]

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[laughs]

Oh, you're adorable.

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

[Is... is there a rock I can hide under forever.]

I... I haven't introduced myself, have I...

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No, you haven't. [grin]

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

[clears throat.]

... Kasanoda.

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Hello Kasanoda. I'm Isabela. [mmm. Hear that purr in her voice?]

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

[Bows politely.]

It's nice to meet you, Isabela.

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[smirk]

So what's this place?

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

This is the Host Club. Every month, we open up to let women in, so we can treat 'em nice and pamper them. Make 'em feel like princesses.

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Oh? And whose brilliant idea is that?

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

My friend, Tamaki Suoh. He runs this place, tells us what roles to have, and teaches us how to be good hosts.

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So it's sort of a brothel of men?

[oh, Isabela approves~]

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

I... w-wouldn't say brothel...

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What? This is false advertisement!