Third Party

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[Pinkie Pie is in the kitchen, journal open on the counter top as she starts to sing happily her cupcake making song, while adeptly making the little treats using her hooves and mouth.]

♫ All you have to do is take a cup of flour
Add it to the mix
Now just take a little something sweet not sour
A bit of salt, just a pinch
Baking these cakes is such a cinch
Add a teaspoon of vanilla
Add a little more
And you count to four
And you'll never get your fill-a
Cupcakes
So sweet and tasty
Cupcakes
Don't be too hasty
Cupcakes, Cupcakes, Cupcakes
CUPCAAAAAAAKES~♥ ♪

[Taking them out of the oven, she is shocked to find they had turned into rocks. Every single one of them, neatly iced and decorated rocks. Anypony else might have been discouraged, Pinkie... SMILED!]

Wow! That's a super amazing magic trick this oven can do!

[ooc: Open for kitchen or over the journal, Pinkie has discovered her loss.]

Comments

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Right now! No now! Riiiiiiight... NOW!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[why does he talk to this pony, seriously]

Alright. Get to it, then. I guess.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

You have to make them, but I can sing you a baking song!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Oh, singing. That'll help. [Pinkie Pie, do you know what sarcasm is, by chance?]

I don't really know what a jelly cake is.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Of course it will!

[Not a trace of sarcasm here.]

It's a cake with jelly in, silly.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Making a cake will take like, hours.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Then lets get started~!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[The last thing Brock wants to do right now is make a jelly cake. But. He can't seem to say no to a little pink pony? So ... let's make some cakes, I guess.]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[Poor Brock...]

Shall we sing the baking song together?

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[At least he'll get cake out of it.]

I don't know what that is.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

♫ All you have to do is take a cup of flour
Add it to the mix
Now just take a little something sweet not sour
A bit of salt, just a pinch
Baking these cakes is such a cinch
Add a teaspoon of vanilla
Add a little more
And you count to four
And you'll never get your fill-a
Cupcakes
So sweet and tasty
Cupcakes
Don't be too hasty
Cupcakes, Cupcakes, Cupcakes
CUPCAAAAAAAKES~♥ ♪

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[.... jesus christ.

And Brock is meanwhile making some cakes, over here.]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Now lets watch and see if they turn into rocks!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Cake completed, Brock closes the oven door. and.

stands there. ...]

This is going to take awhile.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

We could sing more songs while we wait!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You do that. [NOT SINGING. He will light a cigarette instead.]

idek what i'm writing sob

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

♫ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH~!
Brock and me, me and Brock
He's as tall as the biggest rock
I'm small like a mouse's sock
But we fit together like key and lock

In the bushes a friendship was born
Between a pony and a man with no horn
So let neither one ever be forlorn
Because they will never ever be torn
APAAAAART~♪

something beautiful

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

[Oh ....... my god ...................]

Is this something you do all the time.

8)

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Absolutely dootley!

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Not really surprised by that ...

What do you even do on, uh, Equestria? Are you a baker, or ... do you write [stupid] songs, or ...?

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

I work in the bakery with Mr. and Mrs. Cake... But I was a rock farmer growing up.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

How do you even farm rocks?

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Like you farm anything else, silly.

[icarustattoo.livejournal.com]

Well, don't you usually, uh ... grow things? If you're a farmer?

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Absolutely dootley! We grew rocks!

[Don't ask, man.]