Third Party

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[Pinkie Pie is in the kitchen, journal open on the counter top as she starts to sing happily her cupcake making song, while adeptly making the little treats using her hooves and mouth.]

♫ All you have to do is take a cup of flour
Add it to the mix
Now just take a little something sweet not sour
A bit of salt, just a pinch
Baking these cakes is such a cinch
Add a teaspoon of vanilla
Add a little more
And you count to four
And you'll never get your fill-a
Cupcakes
So sweet and tasty
Cupcakes
Don't be too hasty
Cupcakes, Cupcakes, Cupcakes
CUPCAAAAAAAKES~♥ ♪

[Taking them out of the oven, she is shocked to find they had turned into rocks. Every single one of them, neatly iced and decorated rocks. Anypony else might have been discouraged, Pinkie... SMILED!]

Wow! That's a super amazing magic trick this oven can do!

[ooc: Open for kitchen or over the journal, Pinkie has discovered her loss.]

Comments

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

But...it's all burned and gross.

[Loooooong pause] Oh yeah, she'd be ecstatic to learn how to do that.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Do you want to try making cupcakes with me again? We can make strawberry ones and ask the oven really nicely not to do magic on them.

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

Or we could just hit it with a hammer...

...

I mean, sure! We can try the asking nicely thing.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[Pinkie sticks her head inside the oven, voice echoing around.]

Please, Mr. Oven, don't prank our cupcakes this time!

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[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

[Oh man, she actually asked the oven. ...Of COURSE she asked the oven. Sometimes he forgets Pinkie doesn't have a sarcasm detector]

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[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

[Oh well, it's better to play along. It'll lead to less headaches later]

Uh...yeah, Mr. Oven. Give us only delicious edible non-rock cupcakes.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Or maybe gem cupcakes? Because those are rocks, and then they could be Spike speciality cupcakes!

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

[Suddenly, Spike's life is WONDERFUL!!!]

You think it could make those?

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

It's just a different type of rock, I bet it could.

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

Those would be the most delicious cupcakes that ever existed!

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Then lets bake them and you can ask the oven really nicely!

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

[Sarcasm or genuine interest? It's hard to tell]

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

Me either! Just count to a hundred and seventy three thousand and they'll be cooked!

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[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I'll...

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[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

...

Wait, what?

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

You've never counted while cupcakes are being baked before?

[She has. Enthusiastically.]

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

I've always used this magical thing called a timer.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

But it's fun to see if you can outdo your last record!

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

But...

But that's not even how...

...

And you work in a bakery...

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

And I make the best cupcakes ever, right?

[So her methods are clearly right.]

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

I...

...

When you've got a point, you've got a point.

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

So, do you want to race with counting?

[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

...

...

Sure, why not?

[elementoflol.livejournal.com]

[DEEP BREATH!]

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[huffythedragon.livejournal.com]

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