seven. ➛ [written]

[toughest.livejournal.com]

So weird shit is nothing new here, obviously. But I was wondering, and you can consider this research or just something for the hell of it, just what kind of losses people have gone through. I'm talking about the temporary kind here.

Like being turned into a child or an animal or being stuck in an outfit for a certain amount of time. Collective losses or individual ones, doesn't matter. So if you feel like it, share with the class.

Comments

[batfail.livejournal.com]

Have you escaped the short-shorts? Err--I mean, the loss. Is it over? I'm not good with wording things today. You know what I mean.

[toughest.livejournal.com]

I can see that. The loss only lasted a week, so yeah I've escaped the short-shorts.

[batfail.livejournal.com]

Congrats. And losses don't tend to happen one after the other, so you should be fine for a while.

[toughest.livejournal.com]

Now you might jinx it. If something happens, I'm blaming you.

[batfail.livejournal.com]

I'm so scared.

[toughest.livejournal.com]

As you should be. Better go have a run in the woods too.

[batfail.livejournal.com]

I'm a blonde girl. I'm doomed in a horror film scenario, especially one set in the woods.

Well, maybe not because most blonde girls running through the woods in horror films don't know how to kick ass, but whatever.

[toughest.livejournal.com]

You don't exactly fit the stereotype, you'd be fine.

[batfail.livejournal.com]

One of my best qualities.

Anyway, what have you been up to lately?

[toughest.livejournal.com]

Keeping busy, mostly. What about you?

[batfail.livejournal.com]

Vague, much?

But I've been doing more or less the same. [Sob, everyone leaving.] Bugging a certain kiddo that has to stay off his leg, blah blah blah.

[toughest.livejournal.com]

[NA NA SUBJECT CHANGE]

How is baby bro doing?

[batfail.livejournal.com]

No response to my vague comment. I see how it is.

He's alright. Whiny. But what's new, right?

[toughest.livejournal.com]

What vague comment? [Feigning such innocence.]

No surprise there. His leg healing up alright, then?

[batfail.livejournal.com]

Riiiiight. I'll just assume things.

Yep. I think he'll be back to sneaking around and getting into trouble in no time.

[toughest.livejournal.com]

Go right ahead.

[A pause.] Will he be alright without Dick?

[batfail.livejournal.com]

I hope so. He [has Bruce :|a but she doesn't want to say that.]... he has people, still.

[toughest.livejournal.com]

He does, but he seemed a lot closer with Dick.

[batfail.livejournal.com]

He's known him the longest, and Dick did a lot of shaping Damian into a Robin. So, you're right, but I know I'll be doing my best to make sure he's alright. Damian's a tough little kid.

[toughest.livejournal.com]

With someone like you, I'm sure he'll be just fine.

[batfail.livejournal.com]

Aww. He'd toss you off the castle if he heard that, but I appreciate the compliment.

[toughest.livejournal.com]

He'd toss me off the castle anyway, so it makes no difference.

[batfail.livejournal.com]

He'd toss you off the castle with abundant enthusiasm.

[toughest.livejournal.com]

I get the feeling I might be the only one who gets such special treatment.

[batfail.livejournal.com]

Nah. He's not a big Steph Brown fan, either.