#012

[flambage.livejournal.com]

[Sanji isn't sure of a lot of things, but not having fallen asleep in some sort of restaurant, well, that's... that's something he's sure he didn't do. His face had been firmly planted into a counter top, and he's sitting on a stool, and his back HURTS, DAMN.

And it looks like it's not just him that's waking up in this place.]

...Huh? Oi, what the hell's going on now?!



[ooc: Open, herp. Uhhh probably not for journal use, since we'll just be reading Paradisa: The Comic Book. Feel free to threadjack in this post if you want some generalized 'wtf diner' threadage.]

Comments

[haki.livejournal.com]

Oh! Can I have your classes then? If you don't want them!? [ perks up. he'd pretty much wear her outfit anyway ahahahha ]

Okay! I'll go let him know!! [ runs off ]

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

If you really want them, kid. They're not my thing.

[She'll leave them on the edge of her counter top. Think of it as your tip, waiter-kun.]

1/2 luffy pickin' up #2 like a bawss

[flambage.livejournal.com]

[After grilling the idiot on who this meal is for, look at that, the chef is bringing out her meal himself! A nice, big tray of fruits of all kinds, along with dishes of cream and honey should she desire them, and a carafe of clear water!]

Here we are, madame!

[haki.livejournal.com]

[ AAAAAAAAANDDDDD luffy is only here for the glasses! which he takes and runs off wearing them. ahhahah he'll be back to to bug alleyne later :3c ]

Ooooh!! HOH-HO!!!!!!

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

[Oh, well, she's a bit surprised at how good the service here is. Not that she'll admit it, but the cream, honey, and cold water are a nice touch.]

Oh, thank you. Are you two residents stuck here as well or---

[And now just....staring at Luffy. What is her life.]

Glad at least someone can enjoy those ridiculous things.

[flambage.livejournal.com]

[If she was a boy, this wouldn't be nearly so good. Welcome to the castle's ultimate gallant pervert.]

We are residents, yes indeed! [Nevermind that he's still in a suit and tie. Those existed in the eighties, shut up.] The excitable kid there is Luffy, and my name is Sanji, it's so nice to make your acquaintance!

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

[Meet your greatest challenge yet then, Sanji~]

I take it you two know each other if you're working in tandem so well, despite such varying differences in dispositions?

[She takes a bit and dips it into the honey. It's pretty awesome, but her face remains as stoic and her voice as monotone as ever. Her icon lies, but it's the only food one she has.]

Alleyne. This is pretty good.

[flambage.livejournal.com]

[Not even lesbian elves are safe against him! Challenge accepted!]

We sure do! We're pirates, y'see, and Luffy there is our captain.

[Yes. He's serious. The look on his face is- uh, well, stupid, but not 'lololol i'm trolling dis girl.']

Alleyne, lovely name! And I'm glad you think so, I put it together specially for you when Luffy told me someone of such high class ordered it!

[tomatoandbasil.livejournal.com]

[You poor, brave man]

Really? The only pirate I heard of recently at home was a ghost. And he looks kind of young. Then again, I'm one to talk, training children and all.

[She makes an odd face at that. High class? Since when is a teacher suddenly the most prestigious rank?]

Are you sure he doesn't have a case of mistaken identity? I'm nobody special.

[flambage.livejournal.com]

[Let's not beat around the bush here. He's just really stupid.]

We're honest pirates, we are! Emphasis on honest, we're not like most people here in the castle imagine pirates to be. Why, we hardly ever even plunder!

[A teacher! What a marvelous, lofty, and prestigious role!]

Of course you're special, Alleyne-sane! Whatever would those children do without you there to guide and teach them the ways of the world?