4 ♢ dolls

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

[Harley's feeling a little...strange today. Her range of motion is a bit limited. And can someone explain why she's lying in the middle of the lobby? She doesn't remember passing out here. Um. She wasn't drinking either. That she can remember. Uh...]


[OOC: Loss start! Open like a research monkey. Backtag friendly.]

Comments

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

And he's got BOOBS?

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

No. Boob meaning idiot. But he wears a chest-plate so he could be hiding real boobs.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Woooow. He sounds, like, SUPER weird.

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Gotham's full of weirdos. Sometimes it makes the city fun, others I'm embarrassed to say I live there.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Maybe on day they'll all die of Loseritis. [Because that's totally a real disease]

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Let's hope it's contagious.


...Am I really a doll?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you TOTALLY are.

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Am I a cute doll?

[Priorities. She has them]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Oh sure! You're like the cutest doll EVER.

[Priorities are important!]

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

[Simpers]

I look normal to me. What do I look like to you?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

You look like a doll. A really COOL doll.

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Awesome. Do I have a pull-string?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[Sister turns her head to look]

Uhhhh nope. No string.

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Aww. That sucks. I was kind of hoping for funny pre-programmed phrases.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Maybe if I turn you upside down...

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Yeah, when I was a kid I had a doll. When you turned her upside down, she said ma ma.

[So turning you upside down now, Harley]

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

OY, OY!

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Woo-hoo, it worked!!!!

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

TURN ME RIGHT SIDE UP!

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. Geez, don't be so screamy about it!

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

[She'll be clinging to your hands, panting and shaking pathetically. Like a red-black chihuahua.]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Wow girl, was that, like, creepy or some shit?

[madandbad.livejournal.com]

Ya think?!

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

SO is it some kind of loss?