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harley quinn

4 ♢ dolls

[Harley's feeling a little...strange today. Her range of motion is a bit limited. And can someone explain why she's lying in the middle of the lobby? She doesn't remember passing out here. Um. She wasn't drinking either. That she can remember. Uh...]

[OOC: Loss start! Open like a research monkey. Backtag friendly.]

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...That's pretty much my entire life.

Yeah, except this time it's REALLY stupid shit.

[Considering she's a freaking doll right now, she can't argue with that.]

Am I gonna be normal again soon?

I think they last like a week or some shit.

[whimper]

Sorry, gal, thems the bitchin' breaks.

That is so totally unfair! I haven't done anything to deserve this!

No one ever does, the castle is a total bitch.

[Glaring at the closest wall! Because that will totally do something.]

[That'll TOTALLY show the castle]

[Something that'll really show the castle? See Harley swipe her mask off and chuck it at said wall. TAKE THAT FREAKING CASTLE]

Throw a hammer at it next, gurl!!!!

I don't have a hammer!

Then we need to find one!

Where could you find a hammer in this place?

A tool box?

Do you have a tool box?

No, but I bet some guys have one. Guys ALWAYS have a tool box.

[Insert obligatory "That's what she said" joke here]

Okay! But you're gonna have to help me out here. I think I'm the size of a Gremlin right now.

[Hells to the yes]

I can TOTALLY help you out. In fact, I know a guy who'll DEFINITELY have tools!

Really? Who?

Hardison. He's SUPER geeky, but he's also cool.

I like that combination. Let's go find him.

Hells yes, let's GO!

[And off they do go!]

Careful with the jostling! I might be a doll, but your armor still hurts!

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