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thirty-seven shots
[The Exorcist General is musing about the craziness he has seen today, and, well, he is happy the castle hasn't hit him (heh!!!) with this ridiculousness. But his luck is about to run out as the sun starts setting, which he is watching from a chair in the castle lobby.
The colors of the setting sun are perfect for some club lights to start flashing, and then a beat as this song starts playing: Next thing Cross knows— ]
Mr. 305! I want everybody [and now he's jumping on said chair and totally making it fall onto its back, stepping off like a g and totally disrupting Timcanpy's calm and relaxation time on top of his head.]
To get down 'cause we about to shut down
Oh, can't tell me nothing now
Baby, I know how to fly
Oh, can't nothing hold me down
I'm gonna touch the sky
The colors of the setting sun are perfect for some club lights to start flashing, and then a beat as this song starts playing: Next thing Cross knows— ]
Mr. 305! I want everybody [and now he's jumping on said chair and totally making it fall onto its back, stepping off like a g and totally disrupting Timcanpy's calm and relaxation time on top of his head.]
To get down 'cause we about to shut down
Oh, can't tell me nothing now
Baby, I know how to fly
Oh, can't nothing hold me down
I'm gonna touch the sky
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Chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-ching
Real chicos do real things
On the road to the riches, get diamond rings
Moved up from the streets
Graduated hustla
On his way to an entrepreneur
Undefeated, done shooter
Now baby, save me
From the game before it plays me
My life's a movie
Call me Martin Scorsese
I can care less if you love me or hate me
Life's a witch, now damn, you pay me
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Never mind that Parker had her own song earlier but hers is nothing compared to this amazing... amazingness.
Right in the middle of it she'll move herself in front of him and just grin. Oops! Did she interrupt your flow, good sir?]
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Pa'lante delante
No mires pa'tras
Oh, can't tell me nothing now
Baby, I know how t— [record scratch!! way to totally ruin his flow, Parker. B| RUINING IT.]
Parker.
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Hey, don't let me stop you. Keep going! Never knew you could sing, that's all.
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I know you want me
I made it obvious that I want you too
So put it on me
Let's remove the space between me and you [cue him pulling on Parker's hand to bring her flush against him, oh yeah]
Now rock your body (oooh)
Damn I like the way that you move
So give it to me (oooo oooh)
Cause I already know what you wanna do
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But...
Hmm.
There is a sudden urge rising. She felt it earlier. It's...]
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♫ Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that you do
You know my motivation [and she might be moving up against him a bit now]
Given my reptuation
Please excuse me, I don't mean to be rude
[grabbing that collar of his and tugging his face oh so close to hers]
But tonight I'm loving you
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♫Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh you know
[...and then pulls away to have her go into a spin]
♫You're so damn pretty
if I had a type then baby it'd be you
I know you're ready
if I never lied, then baby you'd be the truth
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♫ Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that you do
You know my motivation
Given my reptuation
[And now sliiiiiiding in front of him again with a grin.]
♫ Please excuse me, I don't mean to be rude
But tonight I'm loving you [gently jabbing a finger at his chest]
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♫ Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
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Everything that I want with you
Everything that you need, everything that you want
I wanna honey, wanna stunt with you
[She's turning her back to him, but not moving away at all, moving against him and placing her hands on his hands as hey move down]
♫ From the window to the wall
Gonna give you my all
Winter or the Summertime
When I get you on the Springs I'm gonna make you fall
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♫ You got that body
That make me wanna get on the boat
Just to see you dance
And I love the way you shake that ass
Turn around and let me see them pants
[He will wrap his arms around her to keep her close as he gets close to her ear:]
♫ You stuck with me
I'm stuck with you
Lets find something to do
(Please) excuse me
I don't mean to be rude, but—
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♫ Tonight I'm loving you
Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
[And now they might be running up into his hair]
♫ Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh you know
That tonight I'm loving you
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[And the song fades out as he takes her hands...
...and the effects finally wear off. Uh.]
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Hmm.
She looks down at the closeness between them, and then back up at him before she clears her throat and takes a step back. Awkward turtle!]
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Then he sees Timcanpy, who looks like it is still trying to process what the hell it just saw, and oh hey, you make the perfect distraction! C'mere buddy.]
So.
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So you have a nice singing voice! [nodding] Yes.
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And so do you. [Timcanpy nods in agreement and flies over to Parker. Sup girl.]
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Welp.
[Awkward pause while she stares at Timcanpy and wonders how much he is worth.]
When I sang by myself earlier I meant what I said. Was this just the castle making you sing?
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How honest do you want me to be?
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As honest as you wanna be.
[We are now approaching the land of AWKWARD AND SOMEWHAT FRIGHTENING. Feelings, Parker knows not how to express them or handle them or pretty much anything at all.]
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I think we both need some fresh air and time to ourselves. You can keep Timcanpy for the rest of the day. [Yes, yes, even better. Separation is always nice!
The one time he wishes Fatso or an Akuma would come charging through the lobby...]
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She says nothing for a good solid minute after Cross speaks, just looking at Tim and feeling as if all of her nerves are electrified.
And then she nods to Tim (still not Cross). If he doesn't want to talk about it, it's probably something that shouldn't be brought up at all, and she feels a little silly for even asking. It was a castle-wide loss.]
Yeah. Okay.
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He does want to talk about it, but after he has analyzed it over multiple times — more than he realizes he should — and not wanting to say something that could ruin the friendship between them completely. Mrr, how does I feeling?]
Parker.
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Huh?
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