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[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

[Journal left open; unknowingly transcribed]

... nngh, hate mornings....

[sound of shuffling feet, drawer opening]

... bra, bra, g-string- why the hell do I have lace panties in here? Where'd m' boxers... oh dear.

[Loooooooooooong pause, then a short scream that end in a very unmanly whimper and thundering footsteps, followed by the sound of running water splashing]

Wash my face, i'm still half asleep, I- I... have.... I think they're bigger than Tifa's.... Wait, where's my... my-

[Another, louder whimper.]

This is revenge for the other day, isn't it? Was saying 'I'm sorry' not enough? What more am I supposed to do, grovel? I want my manhood back....

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[tripodofjustice.livejournal.com]

.... oh, no way. Reeve, the castle didn't...

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

[Transcribed whimper]

Wolfina? Why do I have breasts?

[isshinlovesyou.livejournal.com]

Why, what a lovely collection you have there Miss.

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

Miss...? I... don't think you understand the situation, they're not mine. I'm.... not the kind of, er, person to run around wearing a string as an excuse for underwear.

[percipience.livejournal.com]

Oh... my...Go--- You're not still in the clinic too are you?

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

No, I'm in my room and.... I'm afraid to even open my closet. If there's dresses in there, I'll scream. Why isn't there briefs in here? or boxers? I can't wear these things!

[and-it-aches.livejournal.com]

... Reeve? Reeve, are you alright?

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

Am I- Stow the fake concern, Vincent, you've had your revenge. I'm sorry I ever made any jokes about your ass, I'm sorry I ever said anything about your hair, so... change me back? Please?

[ontheclockpro.livejournal.com]

[a very long pause]

[transcribed loud laughter and the sound of a chair falling back. A small "ow" but the laughter continues]

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

..... Shut. Up.

[hoero-zabimaru.livejournal.com]

.... man, apparently th' castle likes pullin' th' gender switch on guys more than I thought.

Been there. If it's any consolation, it'll wear off in a week.

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

The castle did this?

[Transcribed groan]

A whole week? I'm in Hell, aren't I?

[imaginihs-02.livejournal.com]

.........Damn.

[a few pen taps as he tries to come up with a way to say "I am so sorry" without it being weird before he finally gives up]

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

That's one way to put it, yes.

[without-sky.livejournal.com]

[obscene amounts of laughter]

[Cid]

[and-it-aches.livejournal.com]

You must accompany me. I am coming up to bring Reeve male garments.

[sealyourfate.livejournal.com]

...?

[jenovaprophet.livejournal.com]

... Reeve, are you all right?

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

..... yes and no. I, er.... seem to have swapped genders overnight. Gaia, this is humiliating....

[holmescopy.livejournal.com]

I'll make reservations.

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

It's just two stitches, but.... yeah. I suppose the strain of switching from 'flat' to 'huge' was a bit much.

[onetrueprince]

That's... a new one.

You have my sympathy. I guess the castle has a sick sense of humor.

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Sick is one way to describe it, yes.

[misa-approves.livejournal.com]

The castle gives you stuff you want to wear. So that must be all the stuff you want for when you dress as a woman~ Hee hee, you're naughty~

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

...... But I've never dressed like a woman before, so... how the hell is it supposed to know what I'd want? This stuff might look good on another woman, but... not me.

[soopiefan.livejournal.com]

Oh, my goodness...

[fantasticninth.livejournal.com]

[dictated]

Did you just-- [transcribed muffled laughter] Did you honestly-- [laughing too hard to finish a sentence]

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

... not you too. And here I was hoping you'd be the sensible one.

[thefuturemaker.livejournal.com]

[just laughter.]

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

.... Fuck. Off.

[wireitup.livejournal.com]

Castle did what now?

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

.... let me put it like this- if you're a guy, make sure you check each morning to make sure the castle hasn't switched your regular coffee for Folger's Crystals.

[prevails.livejournal.com]

I don't..want to know.

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

Say one word and I swear I'll tell the entire castle about your time with Don Corneo.

[questionsof.livejournal.com]

... oh my.

[littleblackcait.livejournal.com]

That's one way to put it.