http://mal-addict.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mal-addict.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2011-03-15 05:39 pm
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Twentieth Sip

[Mal has been enjoying the peace and quiet after that whole slenderman mess. She really should have known something would ruin it. More to the point, she should have expected that speech about how her world worked on belief to come back and bite her on the ass.

Her first clue something is distinctly wrong was when she wakes up in the hallway outside her room. The next big warning klaxon is that her hair is in her eyes, that's definitely not normal. Looking down and seeing more cleavage than had been on show for a long time (ie: any) is the final horrible proof that her life is going to get especailly more difficult. Luckily, the journal is open on the floor to record her displeasure]

What the bloody HELL?!!

[She jumps up to a standing position pretty damn quickly; despite the fact this dress is clearly not designed with movement in mind, and tries her door, which does not open. Well, she's not having any of THOSE castle games, thank you very much. The journal picks up the loud BANG as she tries to punch her door off it's hinges, to no avail]

OH COME ON! What did I do to deserve this?
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[identity profile] flambage.livejournal.com 2011-03-25 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Nice try- oh, you misunderstand me! I was not propositioning you, perish the thought!

[identity profile] mal-addict.livejournal.com 2011-03-25 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? So that's not what you were doing hmm?

[identity profile] flambage.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all. Even if you insisted, I would have to decline.

[identity profile] mal-addict.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to know you're something of a gentleman.

[identity profile] flambage.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
I am all gentleman, madame. [He'll even take a little bow, so wonderful!]

[identity profile] flambage.livejournal.com 2011-03-27 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
A good cook, a gentleman, and a humble servant to all in need? I count myself so blessed, yes.

[identity profile] flambage.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Supremely so. And generous, you know I wouldn't even charge for a meal at the place I work if the boss wasn't so adamant on it.

[identity profile] mal-addict.livejournal.com 2011-03-28 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite a lover of charity, are you?

[identity profile] flambage.livejournal.com 2011-03-29 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Believe it or not, yes. [Enough of that play-flirting, srsns time!] It's every cook's duty to provide food to the hungry, regardless of circumstances.

[identity profile] mal-addict.livejournal.com 2011-03-29 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
It's good to see someone caring for a change.

[identity profile] flambage.livejournal.com 2011-03-29 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[And right back to flirtatious dork.]

I am the most caring man you'll ever meet!

[identity profile] mal-addict.livejournal.com 2011-03-29 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[She rolls her eyes a little] And back to the modesty.

[identity profile] flambage.livejournal.com 2011-03-30 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[It's all goodnatured! Right?] But of course, ma'am. I'm still humble old me.

[identity profile] flambage.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but you've only just begun to see!
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