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[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

[ guess who dropped the creepy tentacle monster like a bad smell and came back at long last? Dante, that is who. so yeah, him and his duffel bag are heading up to the castle, looking no worse for wear funnily enough wearing something of pleased grin on his face.

oh Castle Wonderfuck, how he has missed you...

like you miss a hole in the head.

he pulls out the journal, flicks through it briefly before opening his fat mouth to speak. ]

So how are we doing Castle Wonderfuck? Still whiny and repressed?

[ you know spending over a week fighting bears does wonders to ones temperament. ]

( ooc: open and all that, catch him as he heads towards Deathmatch? )

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[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

[somewhere between point A and point B, Zelman'll walk into line next to him, just like he did the last time. no punching this time, because he looks decidedly amused.]

A little bird told me that you spent some time with our tentacled acquaintance.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

Didn't realize birds could talk. I hung around for the walking icebox. Do you know useful that guy is?

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

[dude did you just Kanye shrug?]

Which guy's that? The angry one?

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the one with the stick up his ass and the constant "I just swallowed a bug" face.

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

Arthas? [...he thinks he knows that guy.]

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that one.

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

Huh. I know that guy.

[from that time he tried to leech his way into your brother's brain. we went on a epic mind adventure to kick him out. it was awesome.]

He wouldn't remember me, though. As humorless as ever, huh...?

[and then, almost as an aside:]

The place is empty now, save for Asuka and me.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

Yeah that stick so far up his ass I swear it is poking out of his head.



Huh. About time, it was starting to get crowded.

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they're perfect for each other. [Riful and Arthas, that is.

AND DAMN RIGHT HE DID.] They're a little put out about it, but I think they'll survive. It's nice to have the kitchen to myself again.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

They probably realized you're actually a giant prick. Which kitchen?

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

[oh, Dante. you know how to flatter.]

My kitchen. The one I always use.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

Oh, you mean the one I've been stashing beer in?

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

[except when he uses that kitchen for stashing beer.]

Yes, that one.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

I will punch you if you threw the beer out as well.

1/2

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey. I didn't throw it out...

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

I gave it to the penguin.

[IS READY TO DODGE.]

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

[djfksldfjsdklfj

THAT'S NOT EVEN--HE BREAKS OUT INTO LAUGHTER.]

I'm kidding, I'm kidding. It's still there.

Jeez, you look like I murdered your cat or something.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

Bastard.

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

[he just lets himself get shoved, still giggling laughing.]

You should be happy. I didn't even drink any of it.

Not that I'd want to; you've got shit taste in beer.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

Like yours is any better.

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

My taste is perfectly fine. [SO WHAT IF HE LIKES GIRLY DRINKS. they're delicious. B(] And at least I actually have a sense of quality.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

Bullshit, the crap you drink is practically lolly water.

[exanimatus.livejournal.com]

[so is his alcohol tolerance. ;;]

What I drink is going to be the only thing you'll find in the house if you don't move yours somewhere.

[devilmarked.livejournal.com]

I put it anywhere else and that stupid bird will get it.