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How exactly does one remove bullets from flesh?

And don't bother if you're just going to say, "Oh my, poor thing!" You can go fuck yourselves.

Oh yeah: Need that info. NOW.

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I don't need anything to lessen the pain. I can't feel it~

(ooc: LIES.)

You know, if you or your friend would just come one, problem would be solved easily.

I also give lollipops and stickers to my patients~

[ooc: temptations - say yes to the candy and stickies~]

I don't have friends.

Do I seem like a child to you?

(ooc: I'd go for it. D:)

No.

Even a child knows when it needs help.

You're just a hopeless fool.

[ooc: Ryuuken intercepts! XD]

And who the hell are you?

(ooc: Yay~)

A doctor.

[ooc: We just want to help you Envy. We just want to help~]

Well, I got my advice already. I don't need a mental evaluation.

And, that's why you're a fool.

However, I'd rather not treat someone like you.

Continue to do your home-remedies and leave the clinic alone. We're dealing with enough idiots than having to confound matters with your appearance.

[ooc: >>! Reverse psychology go! XD]

The only reason I'd ever come to that clinic is to bash in a few skulls. Might give you doctors a challenge.

I'd rather let these bullets poison me than have your human hands on me.

I doubt that, but you are welcome to try.

We'd rather let those bullets poison you than have to waste our time with an foolish creature.

What a kind and benvolent doctor.

You always this much of an ass to the injured?

No.

Only to those that are too stupid to be patients get this treatment.

I've already said: I'll do it myself.

Besides, its only two bullets.

Ch'.

And, once more you make yourself out to be an idiot.

How nice of you to bother so much with a bastard like myself.

You expecting something in return?

Hn.

No.

I don't expect anything from you.

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Then you should come down. My lollipops comes in many flavors.

I wouldn't know since I've never met you.

[ooc: *gives lollipop* :D]

I'm pretty pleased with my lack of friends, for your information. Don't know how people can stand them.

Four hundred. That sound like a child?

(ooc: ♥ )

I never said you weren't~

400? Hm.. it could be. In some worlds, that would still be considered a child. Regardless, have you ever tried a lollipop?

Tch.

I don't eat.

Now that's a lie!

I send you medicine last time for your "food poisoning"

I was poisoned, dammit. No need for those quotations.

I wasn't myself that week. End of story.

Well, from the symptoms, it could also be due to overeating.

Alright, my offer still stands!

I was poisoned.

And you can eat your offer for all I care.

I meant sending the injured one down for professional treatment. I'll save one just for you if you decide to show up.

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