❀ Three ❀

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF PARADISA: the cutest cat in the ENTIRE WORLD has just appeared in the lobby. He is tiny and yellow, and attempting to drag a stuffed bunny about three times his size across the room.]

❀ Meow! ... Meow? Mrrrr... ❀

[Won't someone help a poor little kitten carry his bunny?] 

[ooc: Yeah, adding to the massive herd of kitties, but try to tell me that kitty!Hunny isn't the most adorable thing in the world :3  He is not contagious, so cuddle as much as you want.] 

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[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

I didn't know they made cat toys this huge.

[Picks up the bunny, and heads towards the kitchen.]

Let's go.

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Hunny looks slightly indignant for a moment, because Usa-chan is not a "cat toy", but he gets over it. He romps adorably towards the kitchen door, checking back periodically to make sure Kasanoda is still following. When he finally gets to the door, he scratches lightly at it.]

Meow mow mrrrrr mrow! Meow meow mrow.

[translation: I didn't get to finish my cake before I got turned into a cat! You can have some too if you want.]

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

[He opens the door, and the two head inside. He heads to the cupboards, looking.]

They should have some cat food here... Maybe some milk too.

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[But Hunny is not interested in cat food. There's a half eaten piece of strawberry cake sitting on the counter, and as soon as he spots it he stops, looking up at Kasanoda expectantly.]

Meow mow!

[translation: I found it!]

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

[glances over]

...

[resumes looking.]

Cake isn't good for cats.

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[It is when the cat is Hunny. He's adamant about getting to that cake, and is now pawing at Kasanoda's shoes.]

Meow!!!

[translation: Up, please!]

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

There, got it.

[And now he kneels down again, with a bowl, filled with... brown gunk. a.k.a cat food.]

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[UNACCEPTABLE, Kasanoda. Hunny shakes his head and raises one paw to point at the cake.]

MEOW!

[translation: I WANT CAKE!]

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

I'll go get you some milk,

[Heads to the fridge.]

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Not so fast, Bossa Nova. Hunny takes a leap after him, and clenches his teeth onto hem of Kasanoda's pants, in an attempt to drag him back to the cake.]

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

Hey! Let go!

[t-tries to shake his leg gently]

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[He does let go, only to trot back over to the counter and motion with his paw yet again at the slice of cake. He's going to get that cake, damn it, no matter what it takes. Careful, Kasanoda, he might just go all dark!Hunny on you if you don't watch out.]

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

Man, you are stubborn... But there's no way you're getting that cake. People food is not for cats.

[And he gets out some milk, pouring it into another bowl.]

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[In a last ditch effort to prove his humanness, Hunny uses his paw to point to himself, and then to Kasanoda. Then he stands up on his hind legs (http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/08/standing-cat.jpg) and does it again.]

Mrrr mrow!

["I'm a human!"]

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

[Puts the milk bowl down.]

Nice trick.

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[But there is no way Kasanoda's getting him to eat that crap. Hunny goes over to the food bowl, scoops out a little with one paw, and begins to shape it. He gets three letters formed before he runs out of cat food: H, U, and N.]

[kickthecanplz.livejournal.com]

... Holy shit!

[Falls right on his ass.]

The cat can spell! ... But I know it's hun-gry.

[... sorry, hunny, your life is fail right now.]

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Hunny's eyes glint menacingly, and he uses one paw to fling the mushy cat food right onto Kasanoda's shoes. Now your shoes are also made of fail.]