❀ Three ❀

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF PARADISA: the cutest cat in the ENTIRE WORLD has just appeared in the lobby. He is tiny and yellow, and attempting to drag a stuffed bunny about three times his size across the room.]

❀ Meow! ... Meow? Mrrrr... ❀

[Won't someone help a poor little kitten carry his bunny?] 

[ooc: Yeah, adding to the massive herd of kitties, but try to tell me that kitty!Hunny isn't the most adorable thing in the world :3  He is not contagious, so cuddle as much as you want.] 

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[siebter.livejournal.com]

[ Bad time to ask if that's unhealthy for cats, isn't it. ]

I'm sorry, I don't really understand...this is the kitchen, isn't it? Maybe you're hungry?

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[ It's Hunny's life fuel. He won't let being a cat get in the way of his three-a-day routine. He goes over to the counter, and scratches it just a bit. Then, he pads back over and jumps up on Emil's legs.]

Meow!

[translation: "Up!"]

[siebter.livejournal.com]

[ If you die a horrible feline death........well, Emil would probably feel kind of guilty. He kind of gets it with the whole 'being jumped on' thing, and though he isn't sure that he trusts himself to hold the cat, he does lean down and pick Hunny up. And stands there. Not entirely sure what to do. ]

Like this?

brb, goin to sleep

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Correct! He mews in agreement, and then takes Emil's sleeve in his teeth and tugs it in the direction of the counter.]

no problem! c:

[siebter.livejournal.com]

[ Is kind of steered, still confused, but is going the right way. He is very nervous, though, because if he does fall, it's not just him that'd end up hurt. ]

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Well that's no problem, because as soon as he's close enough to the counter Hunny takes a nice little leap, landing right next to his long lost slice of cake.]

Mrow meow!

[translation: Thank you!]

[siebter.livejournal.com]

[ Hooray, Hunny and his cake are reunited! ]

Oh, you wanted something up there.

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[The kitty nods and begins to devour the cake noisily. When there are a couple of bites left, he meows inquisitively.]

Mrow mow meow?

[translation: Would Emil like some cake too?]

[siebter.livejournal.com]

Oh, are you done already?

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Hunny pauses to think, frustrated that he can't talk. Instead, he picks up the fork in his mouth and nudges it against Emil's arm.]

[siebter.livejournal.com]

You want to share...? You don't have to do that.

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Nudges with the fork again. There's a good three bites left! And it's strawberry!]

Mrow!

[translation: I insist!]

[siebter.livejournal.com]

[ Nudged again! ]

Well, it does smell good...

[ Okay, despite the fact that...well, a cat had been eating it, he does try some anyway. ]

Thank you.

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

Meow!

[translation: You're welcome!]

[siebter.livejournal.com]

[ And then he is going back to petting the kitty, because cats are soft and fluffy and that is awesome. ]

I didn't know cats could eat that...

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Attempts to answer this:]

Mrrr mrow!

[translation: I'm a human!]

[siebter.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess if it doesn't make you sick, it's alright...