❀ Three ❀

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF PARADISA: the cutest cat in the ENTIRE WORLD has just appeared in the lobby. He is tiny and yellow, and attempting to drag a stuffed bunny about three times his size across the room.]

❀ Meow! ... Meow? Mrrrr... ❀

[Won't someone help a poor little kitten carry his bunny?] 

[ooc: Yeah, adding to the massive herd of kitties, but try to tell me that kitty!Hunny isn't the most adorable thing in the world :3  He is not contagious, so cuddle as much as you want.] 

Comments

it's a tough choice!

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Hunny nods vigorously, and prances around in a little circle out of excitement.]

X3

[harmonistic.livejournal.com]

[wait wait what...Nunnally's a little stunned but still picks up the bunny.]

Can you understand me?

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Another nod. He jumps up onto Nunnally's legs, smiling as much as a kitten can smile.]

[harmonistic.livejournal.com]

[And there will be ear scritching!]

You must be a very special cat...I'm Nunnally.

brb, goin to bed

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Very special indeed. He purs a bit, and looks quite content.]

Mrow!

[translation: "I'm Hunny!"]

[harmonistic.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately, while Nunnally can do a very good cat impression, she can't understand them. So she just giggles and keeps scritching.]

Hmmmm...has someone been taking care of you?

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Hunny doesn't know how to answer this. He starts to shake his head, then gets a new idea: using one paw, he motions to himself, then to Nunnally, and meows loudly.]

Mrrrr mrow!

[translation: I'm a human!]

[harmonistic.livejournal.com]

[Completely misinterpreted! But of course he can stay with her if that's what he wants.]

Oh...do you need me to get you anything?

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Yet another nod. Hunny jerks his head in the direction of the kitchen door.]

Mrow!

[translation: I want cake!]

[harmonistic.livejournal.com]

[And they'll just roll over to the kitchen then.]

I wonder if there's any cat food in here...

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[At the words "cat food", Hunny makes a disgusted face and shakes his head.]

[harmonistic.livejournal.com]

Do you like fish?

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Another disgusted look. Picky kitty.]

[harmonistic.livejournal.com]

[New strategy!]

Can you show me what you want? Or is it somewhere you can't reach?

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[He nods now, smiling.]

Meow! Mrrr mrow!

["Yes! I can't reach my cake!"]

[harmonistic.livejournal.com]

[Finally, progress! Though cake isn't something she'll recognize as cat food, so she may need a gentle clue-by-four.]

Where is it?

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[He leaps down from her lap and trots over to a counter in the kitchen, atop which is a plate with a massive half-eaten piece of strawberry cake. Hunny stops here and looks up expectantly.]

[harmonistic.livejournal.com]

Cake? [blink blink] Well, I guess it's all right since you aren't a normal cat.

[And then she promptly turns the wheelchair and starts rummaging in the fridge. Hopefully that wasn't the last piece of the cake...]

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Hunny meows loudly, pointing to the cake and then to himself.]

[translation: That's my cake! I was eating it before this happened!]

[harmonistic.livejournal.com]

It's yours? [She stops what she's doing and rolls over to the counter to inspect it. With this "other worlds" business, she'd pretty much believe anything that doesn't scream of falsehood.]

[...wait a minute that's a fork]

What happened?

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Time for charades! Hunny stands up on his back legs (http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/08/standing-cat.jpg), points to Nunnally, and then points to himself.]

Mrrr mrow meow!

["I picked up a brown cat, and he turned me into a kitten!"]

[harmonistic.livejournal.com]

And you can't change back?

[boylolita.livejournal.com]

[Hunny shakes his head sadly.]

[harmonistic.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry...

[It's not much consolation, but she's gotten the cake down, at least?]