Twenty Sixth Shot

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Holy cramwhistle, did you guys see that fricken ghost baby? It fricken exploded all over me like sparkledust out of a guy's pee-pee.

[...Wait. That came out wrong]

What the frick?

...

NO SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FICKEN FRICK IS FRICKETY FRICKEN GOING ON FRICKEN HERE?

...

Fricky frick? Spucket!

[[ooc: Loss started!]]

Comments

kitchen filter forever

[madetothwart.livejournal.com]

[Aziraphale had just been making himself a nice cup of PG Tips when he heard the young lady sitting at the table. Turning, he gives a rather approving nod in her direction.]

How nice to see a young lady not giving in to the modern penchant for potty-language.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[She just stares at him]

Frick-that! It's this spucketing castle and it's piddlywink losses!

FRICK!!! Make it stop!

[apocashrriipp.livejournal.com]

[Paige been husking far more frequently than usual, her whole body still feels dirty]

Ah my God it was in my hair!!!

Ah think ah need another shower...

[The swearing--or timid version of it, seems a little odd, but hey, some women were like that, right? Delicate flowers and such.]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Oh ew, that's totally gross.

I mean shimptwizzels who the frick thinks about exploding ghost babies?

[Pause]

Okay this is getting fricken OOOOOLD, Castle.

[gottaknockhard.livejournal.com]

[... Did he break the journal?]

Cramwhistle?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[That's right, Spike, give her a scapegoat]

Friiiiiick it's the spaking castle!!!

[wearethemeta.livejournal.com]

Uuuuuh, Sister? You okay? [He's trying not to laugh. Failing, but trying.]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Oh frick off, you giant tazzle pootling numblehead.

[f-ck-your-fish.livejournal.com]

... [muffled giggling via journal]

Sounds like someone's on one heckuva loss.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN SHUT THE FRICK UP TOO.

[luckyvalentine.livejournal.com]

...Did I somehow turn on a censor filter for this thing?

[shakes the journal]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[Muffled whimpering] I can't make it stooooooop.

[bizarremonicker.livejournal.com]

Sounds like an improvement to me.

[not that anyone asked him. :|]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Frick off and go wumple yourself.

[hardonic.livejournal.com]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

I need my fricken' ability to codwallop swear again!!!

kitchen filter forever

[madetothwart.livejournal.com]

[Aziraphale had just been making himself a nice cup of PG Tips when he heard the young lady sitting at the table. Turning, he gives a rather approving nod in her direction.]

How nice to see a young lady not giving in to the modern penchant for potty-language.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[She just stares at him]

Frick-that! It's this spucketing castle and it's piddlywink losses!

FRICK!!! Make it stop!

[apocashrriipp.livejournal.com]

[Paige been husking far more frequently than usual, her whole body still feels dirty]

Ah my God it was in my hair!!!

Ah think ah need another shower...

[The swearing--or timid version of it, seems a little odd, but hey, some women were like that, right? Delicate flowers and such.]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Oh ew, that's totally gross.

I mean shimptwizzels who the frick thinks about exploding ghost babies?

[Pause]

Okay this is getting fricken OOOOOLD, Castle.

[gottaknockhard.livejournal.com]

[... Did he break the journal?]

Cramwhistle?

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[That's right, Spike, give her a scapegoat]

Friiiiiick it's the spaking castle!!!

[wearethemeta.livejournal.com]

Uuuuuh, Sister? You okay? [He's trying not to laugh. Failing, but trying.]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Oh frick off, you giant tazzle pootling numblehead.

[f-ck-your-fish.livejournal.com]

... [muffled giggling via journal]

Sounds like someone's on one heckuva loss.

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN SHUT THE FRICK UP TOO.

[luckyvalentine.livejournal.com]

...Did I somehow turn on a censor filter for this thing?

[shakes the journal]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

[Muffled whimpering] I can't make it stooooooop.

[bizarremonicker.livejournal.com]

Sounds like an improvement to me.

[not that anyone asked him. :|]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

Frick off and go wumple yourself.

[hardonic.livejournal.com]

[girly-laps.livejournal.com]

I need my fricken' ability to codwallop swear again!!!