paradisalost | 046; what the bloody hell?

[dictated, in a sort of concerned-worried-angry tone]

You! I understand Rose was in trouble, but you could have given yourself a heart attack! NOT. SAFE. See those words? READ THEM! Understand me? If you want to run around willy nilly, at least let me show you how to do it so you don't fall over and bloody well die!

If you do it again, I'm tying you to a chair. I've got a stick. I'll use it to keep you in that chair.

[dictated in a concerned tone]

I have no idea what you were doing, but I think it's best if I say that you should never, ever, in a million, billion years do that again. Whatever that was. I don't know you too well, but whatever it was you were doing did not sound pleasant and you going off and dying before I get to properly know you is just... just rude is what it is!

[dictated]

Oh, somebody just hit me in the head until I die. I've got a headache. People goin' off and doin' things and me gettin' worried about 'em when I barely know one of them and... augh, it's useless! Utterly useless!

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I don't think anything can be fixed. I've been here for a month and I still can't go back home. If anything, I say this place is SPECIFICALLY designed to make people unhappy. It's doing a terrific job with me!

I'll definitely keep that in mind. No fun when someone mistakes 'just friends' for 'we're absolutely madly in love with each other!'. ...And if anyone tells you I'm in love with Helena, I'm not. We're just friends too.

Yes. It liked having philosophical debates with me when it knew I couldn't just run out of the room.

I think I hurt more than helped. I'm not... a hero type. I'm a coward, I know, I know. Overly cautious, really, but yeah. But this little girl was destroying me entire world simply because she was mad at her mum! How mad is that?

Yeah. You could probably go back a few pages and read it. It started out logically enough...

046; what the bloody hell?

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