ext_153218 ([identity profile] maskemotion.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2007-05-06 07:46 pm
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046; what the bloody hell?



[dictated, in a sort of concerned-worried-angry tone]

You! I understand Rose was in trouble, but you could have given yourself a heart attack! NOT. SAFE. See those words? READ THEM! Understand me? If you want to run around willy nilly, at least let me show you how to do it so you don't fall over and bloody well die!

If you do it again, I'm tying you to a chair. I've got a stick. I'll use it to keep you in that chair.



[dictated in a concerned tone]

I have no idea what you were doing, but I think it's best if I say that you should never, ever, in a million, billion years do that again. Whatever that was. I don't know you too well, but whatever it was you were doing did not sound pleasant and you going off and dying before I get to properly know you is just... just rude is what it is!

[dictated]

Oh, somebody just hit me in the head until I die. I've got a headache. People goin' off and doin' things and me gettin' worried about 'em when I barely know one of them and... augh, it's useless! Utterly useless!

[identity profile] fantasticninth.livejournal.com 2007-05-07 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, humans are a funny lot. Very rarely take responsiblity for things that are almost always their fault. And yet when something is completely out of their hands? Out comes the blame.