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[There is a sad looking ghost baby thing sitting in a hall near you.

It looks really sad and alone.

Wat do?]

[Whine...]

[oh yeah, lost and upset. Maybe it got seperated from its parents or something.]

Hey, you don't have to cry. What some help finding your parents?

[Whine.... whine!]

Wahh... wahhhhhh!

It's going to be okay, alright? We'll find 'em soon.

[He's semi-unaware of the impending meltdown.]

[and then it begins to screaaaam]

WAHHHHHHHH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Oh man, it's louder than Hanako is...but even still, it's a little ghost, so Adell tries comforting it by picking it up and holding it in his arms.

...Axel would find this situation hilarious.]

Hey little guy, it's okay. I'm not going to hurt ya.

[and then it screams even louder, waxy body seeming to melt into his grip, pressing against his clothes and meshing up against him]

WAHHHHHHHH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Okay, that's something he's never seen a ghost do before! Carefully and slowly, Adell puts the ghost back on the ground, figuring that picking it up had upset it ever farther. Instead, he tries gently petting the ghost and offering encouragement (at a noise volume that could be heard about the crying.]

Come on, it's going to be okay, I promise! And I never break my promises.

[it screams even louder once it's on the ground, and it tries to latch onto his hand with its waxy body]

WAHHHHHHHH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Mental note: Never take parenting advice from someone who doesn't have a human conscience anymore.

Adell lets it hold onto his hand.]

Do you just want comfort?

[it latches onto his hand, trying to climb up his arm]

WAHHHHHHHH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Adell just watches it now, wondering what the heck it was doing]

[it screams and screams]

WAHHHHHHHH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[and then it explodes.]

[The force is enough to knock Adell over and he rolls a few feet away from where he was, coming up in a battle stance.]

What the heck what that ghost?! It's like a Prinny!

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