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[it was perfect... the formulas, the design. Pure genius! He could hardly contain himself, throwing off his gloves and tucking his goggles up onto his head, Billy sweeps out of his laboratory, not bothering to even shut the panel behind him]
Triumph, my friend! I did it!! It took longer than I initially thought, but I finally--
[Moist waves him off from his place in front of the TV] --Hang on, can you believe this? [pointing a half-eaten candy cane at the screen] Commander Benevolence and the Golden Titan are leading the Christmas parade this year.
[immediately, Billy's excitement switches to indignation, and he walks over to the couch]
You're kidding me. Wasn't Golden Titan the one who gilded his entire mansion two months ago? And now they're setting him up as some sort of mascot for a holiday that's supposed to be about goodwill and charity??
[Moist shrugs] He's also the one who sold the most action figures this year.
Tch. See, this is exactly what I can't stand about this stupid holiday. It's, like, World Hypocrite Day. Or... Praise the Corporations Eve.
[the bitching goes on for a few contented minutes before the doorbell to their apartment rings]
--Hey, did you invite someone over or something?
Yeah, just a couple of the guys. Pink Pummeler said he'd bring over Monopoly - the Global Domination edition.
Oh, sweet!
((ooc: open to absolutely anyone who wants to hang out with a couple of baddies. Just ring the doorbell!))
Triumph, my friend! I did it!! It took longer than I initially thought, but I finally--
[Moist waves him off from his place in front of the TV] --Hang on, can you believe this? [pointing a half-eaten candy cane at the screen] Commander Benevolence and the Golden Titan are leading the Christmas parade this year.
[immediately, Billy's excitement switches to indignation, and he walks over to the couch]
You're kidding me. Wasn't Golden Titan the one who gilded his entire mansion two months ago? And now they're setting him up as some sort of mascot for a holiday that's supposed to be about goodwill and charity??
[Moist shrugs] He's also the one who sold the most action figures this year.
Tch. See, this is exactly what I can't stand about this stupid holiday. It's, like, World Hypocrite Day. Or... Praise the Corporations Eve.
[the bitching goes on for a few contented minutes before the doorbell to their apartment rings]
--Hey, did you invite someone over or something?
Yeah, just a couple of the guys. Pink Pummeler said he'd bring over Monopoly - the Global Domination edition.
Oh, sweet!
((ooc: open to absolutely anyone who wants to hang out with a couple of baddies. Just ring the doorbell!))
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Hey, come on in-- oh. [doesn't recognize this guy] Uh, hi.
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[the castle seems to be throwing him around into random people's dreams - and he's decided the best thing is to roll with it]
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Yeah, sure. Come on in if you want.
You like Monopoly?
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I was always fond of playing Backwards Life. You know. You start out retired, lose your kids, your family, your money, your job ... and then it ends with you back in hell.
You know. High school.
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Ah see, that's the beauty of this edition. It's all about undoing major corporations one by one, pulling out the societal supports one by one, until the whole thing collapses.
...Oh, and the game pieces are really cool. My favorite is the little beaker.
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Seriously?! I didn't even know they MADE one like that. I mean, sure, there's the shitty ones based on movies, but ... this sounds like it could actually be a worthwhile game. Please, PLEASE tell me that they changed Community Chest into something to do with anarchy.
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And yes, Community Chest is...umm...
[Moist pipes up from the couch, giving the newcomer a belated wave in the process]
--Pit of Anarchy.
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Speaking as a pirate DJ? I think that makes me like it even more.
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[offers him a plate of partially-stale christmas cookies? they have sprinkles~]
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[Moist pipes up from the couch] I know there's a bullhorn, and something that I think is supposed to be a podium.
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... Yaaah.
[picks up one of the hands he was supporting himself with and stares at it, disturbed] Uh, guys? I don't know how to break it to you, but your couch is slightly --
[y'know. Moist.]
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As long as you weren't jacking off on the couch right before I got here, I guess we're cool.
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Hey! Come on in.
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[squeezing past, she'll set the beer off to one side as she steps into the living room and starts peeling off her gloves]
So what've you been up to, today?
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You know, watching the various holiday travesties. The lineup is pretty impressive this year.
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How is a parade a travesty? I always thought they were fun.
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Hey, come on in-- oh. [doesn't recognize this guy] Uh, hi.
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[the castle seems to be throwing him around into random people's dreams - and he's decided the best thing is to roll with it]
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Yeah, sure. Come on in if you want.
You like Monopoly?
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I was always fond of playing Backwards Life. You know. You start out retired, lose your kids, your family, your money, your job ... and then it ends with you back in hell.
You know. High school.
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Ah see, that's the beauty of this edition. It's all about undoing major corporations one by one, pulling out the societal supports one by one, until the whole thing collapses.
...Oh, and the game pieces are really cool. My favorite is the little beaker.
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Seriously?! I didn't even know they MADE one like that. I mean, sure, there's the shitty ones based on movies, but ... this sounds like it could actually be a worthwhile game. Please, PLEASE tell me that they changed Community Chest into something to do with anarchy.
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And yes, Community Chest is...umm...
[Moist pipes up from the couch, giving the newcomer a belated wave in the process]
--Pit of Anarchy.
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Speaking as a pirate DJ? I think that makes me like it even more.
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[offers him a plate of partially-stale christmas cookies? they have sprinkles~]
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[Moist pipes up from the couch] I know there's a bullhorn, and something that I think is supposed to be a podium.
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... Yaaah.
[picks up one of the hands he was supporting himself with and stares at it, disturbed] Uh, guys? I don't know how to break it to you, but your couch is slightly --
[y'know. Moist.]
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As long as you weren't jacking off on the couch right before I got here, I guess we're cool.
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Hey! Come on in.
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[squeezing past, she'll set the beer off to one side as she steps into the living room and starts peeling off her gloves]
So what've you been up to, today?
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You know, watching the various holiday travesties. The lineup is pretty impressive this year.
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How is a parade a travesty? I always thought they were fun.