paradisalost | 一 - Surprise Attack

Well, this is new.

[ And that's saying something, coming from Ragnarok. Though he's lived for quite a long while, suddenly finding himself in what he can sense definitely is not his world is something he can say has never happened before. ]

[ On top of that, he's in his human form. Which didn't make sense to him. The last time this happened was because his partner managed to get shanked and kidnapped by a little girl while he was left to burn with a whore house. All this seems to be is a strange hotel in a different world with— ]

Insane turkeys? I've had worse welcomes. But I was hoping for more of a break before you were kidnapped again, Leroy.

[ Ragnarok's words sound far away, as though said to himself. His nearby, so-far-unnoticed-by-him journal picks up on the possible sounds of a turkey or two being kicked as well. Animal cruelty? Maybe. Annoying? Very. Life-threatening? No. ]

[ There are sounds of a decidedly more lethal nature than kicking. ]

[ OOC: Open through journals or in-person at the lobby. Also backdated to sometime earlier in the day. ]

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Really? Then when I come across it, I think that's where you'll be able to find me most of the time.

[ Annndddd, that's probably where he'll be spending his nights, too. He won't be barging in your room at night—he has legs now. ]

[ he will wonder at this when he realizes you can't change back bb, don't worry ]

It's three stories...think it'll keep you busy?

Three stories... It should for a few weeks. Maybe a month, since there's also this journal to read.

After that, I'll be sure to knock on your door before entering. So I don't happen to interrupt anything.

[ JSDKHGGSK ]

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It's nothing I haven't seen before, Leroy. But I think anyone else wouldn't appreciate it. [ And he's totally not a voyeur either... It's just, he was never turned to face the wall. ]

You could just ask you know! [ AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS, MR. TELEPATHIC SWORD. also hush up, he was doing you a favor you de-sexualized piece of weaponry ]

Have you really missed my voice in your head these past nine months that much?

[ But but but, that's not a favor. It's just cruel, because...sword. ]

[ do you need to be polished by a hot laydee fran ragnarok ]

Believe it or not I was starting to get used to you always butting in on my business.

[ He's just the wingman. He can't even handle women in little clothing. ]

One would think you actually have a heart underneath the anti-social exterior if you keep saying things like that, Leroy. And don't worry, you won't be missing that for long. [ Because he totally will be getting all up in yo' business ~~next entry~~. ]

Careful, or I'm going to toss you in the pond. [ EEEEEEEEEEEEEE ]

Really, a pond? That threat would work so much better if I was still a sword.

I'll wait.

And for a moment I almost thought you missed me. Glad to know you haven't changed all that much in your stay here.

I'm seriously just grateful I have gone crazy yet, with all the shit I've seen here.

That much has happened here? Given the types of things that happened in our own world, I doubt a place like this could drive you crazy. [ Especially now that he's here. He will make sure you don't because crazy partners aren't cool at all. ]

[ bb♥ ]

Trust me...this place is not like home.

Yeah, it really does look that way. It will be strange staying in one place for so long as well.

Yeah... [ it's the longest he's ever stayed anywhere 8|a ]

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