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[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

[Hey all you night owls!

Parker is in the kitchen serving up a bowl of Rocket Os in the most passive-aggressive way ever. Didn't think it was possible to passive-aggressively make a bowl of cereal? Here you go.

There's bits of cereal spilled onto the counter, doomed to lay wherever they fall because Parker doesn't even care that its wasteful or that they're just going to sit there the rest of the night along with the small drops of milk that happened to splash out of her bowl when she poured the milk and slammed the carton back onto the counter.

And no, she doesn't want your silly CHAIRS. She is just fine eating on the kitchen floor, THANKS.

Clearly, you must bother her. Thank her for all the banging of cabinets, the clanking of silverware, the milk that spilled onto your journals, and for eating the cereal as loudly as inhumanly possible.

You're all very welcome.]

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[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

[AHH NO, do not want to talk about feelings. Fortunately, Yukiko gets actual words and complete sentences, rather than silence.]

Worked up? I'm not worked up. What do I have to be worked up about? Nothing worked me up.

[Please let that sound convincing.]

[fanassaults.livejournal.com]

[ If she repeated it so many times, it must be true! She gets this expression back. ]

...are you sure?

[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

[Successssss]

Sure I'm sure. I've never been more sure of anything ever.

[fanassaults.livejournal.com]

Alright, then. As long as you're certain.

[ Just gonna step past you towards the kettle! ] Would you like some tea, Parker? I was going to make some for myself.

[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

[Furrowing her brows at the moment]

Does tea go well with cereal?

[fanassaults.livejournal.com]

...I'm not sure. I don't think I've ever had them before.

What sort of cereal is it?

[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

Rocket Os. [She gestures vaguely behind her, where the remains of the mess lay.] My favorite. You can try some if you want.

[fanassaults.livejournal.com]

Ah...no, thank you. I've already eaten.

[ She inspects the box! ] I think that should be alright with tea, though.

[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

Then I guess I'll have some. [She's not one to pass up anything free.]

[fanassaults.livejournal.com]

Alright, then. [ And she gets to making it! ] How have you been, anyway?