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paradisalost2010-11-19 01:48 am
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[Hey all you night owls!
Parker is in the kitchen serving up a bowl of Rocket Os in the most passive-aggressive way ever. Didn't think it was possible to passive-aggressively make a bowl of cereal? Here you go.
There's bits of cereal spilled onto the counter, doomed to lay wherever they fall because Parker doesn't even care that its wasteful or that they're just going to sit there the rest of the night along with the small drops of milk that happened to splash out of her bowl when she poured the milk and slammed the carton back onto the counter.
And no, she doesn't want your silly CHAIRS. She is just fine eating on the kitchen floor, THANKS.
Clearly, you must bother her. Thank her for all the banging of cabinets, the clanking of silverware, the milk that spilled onto your journals, and for eating the cereal as loudly as inhumanly possible.
You're all very welcome.]
Parker is in the kitchen serving up a bowl of Rocket Os in the most passive-aggressive way ever. Didn't think it was possible to passive-aggressively make a bowl of cereal? Here you go.
There's bits of cereal spilled onto the counter, doomed to lay wherever they fall because Parker doesn't even care that its wasteful or that they're just going to sit there the rest of the night along with the small drops of milk that happened to splash out of her bowl when she poured the milk and slammed the carton back onto the counter.
And no, she doesn't want your silly CHAIRS. She is just fine eating on the kitchen floor, THANKS.
Clearly, you must bother her. Thank her for all the banging of cabinets, the clanking of silverware, the milk that spilled onto your journals, and for eating the cereal as loudly as inhumanly possible.
You're all very welcome.]
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I don't know about everyone else, but I'm once again an unemployed bum.
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Same here. Not really much of a point in working when the castle gives you what you want. Makes the unemployment rate worse than it is back home, which is a first.
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[and he'll glance at her sideways and his shoulders will drop as he gives in. He stands up to find a knife and sits back down, then cuts the candy bar in half and gives her the half he hasn't been chewing on]