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[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

[Hey all you night owls!

Parker is in the kitchen serving up a bowl of Rocket Os in the most passive-aggressive way ever. Didn't think it was possible to passive-aggressively make a bowl of cereal? Here you go.

There's bits of cereal spilled onto the counter, doomed to lay wherever they fall because Parker doesn't even care that its wasteful or that they're just going to sit there the rest of the night along with the small drops of milk that happened to splash out of her bowl when she poured the milk and slammed the carton back onto the counter.

And no, she doesn't want your silly CHAIRS. She is just fine eating on the kitchen floor, THANKS.

Clearly, you must bother her. Thank her for all the banging of cabinets, the clanking of silverware, the milk that spilled onto your journals, and for eating the cereal as loudly as inhumanly possible.

You're all very welcome.]

Comments

[hesam-bb.livejournal.com]

[He can't believe he's thinking about jobs that vampires could do.]

Prisons could hire them. Capital punishment. [Chewing thoughtfully]

[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

[Shaking her head.]

There's no way the law would ever hire vampires. Too risky. If they ever wanted to take over, they'd be too powerful. Then the vampires would run the justice system.

Plus, being eaten by a vampire as punishment for a crime is just mean. [Not that other death sentences are any less mean.]

[hesam-bb.livejournal.com]

Vampires can't be that powerful, right? You can kill 'em with garlic.

[It's been a long time since he's watched a vampire movie]

[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

That's what they say, but I have a hard time believing that garlic of all things will kill a vampire. I'll believe the stake, holy water and sunlight bits, though.

[She glances at him a bit mischievously.]

We could always ask in the journal.

[hesam-bb.livejournal.com]

We could.

Kind of a weird question to ask everyone though... isn't it?

[He's paranoid a vampire will hunt him down in revenge or something/]

[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

As long as its anonymous we should be fine. Although I wonder how many vampires will willingly talk about their weaknesses.

[Yeah, she doesn't exactly need a vampire army after her, either.]

[hesam-bb.livejournal.com]

How do you ask anonymously? [New Paradisa resident is new.]

Maybe there's a vampire expert who could answer as well or something.

[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

All you have to do is disguise your writing and not say anything to the journal. Then no one recognizes your writing, and no one hears your voice. That's how you stay anonymous.

[hesam-bb.livejournal.com]

Huh. Guess the book isn't as smart as I gave it credit for.

[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

It's tricky, you just have to know how to be trickier.

[hesam-bb.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you're pretty good at that [impressed]

[sneakingly.livejournal.com]

It's what I do. Try to get around the system. That sort of thing.

[hesam-bb.livejournal.com]

You work for the government or something?