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[letsbe_clear]

[The Castle]

You'd think that in all of your infinite power, you might have managed to scrounge up the right vampire with a soul. It's not like there are many of them. Next time, get it right.

[/Castle]

[Harmony Kendall]

So ... how are you doing? With the whole Spike thing, I mean.

[/Harmony]

[Xander Harris]

You haven't gotten yourself killed yet, I hope.

[/Xander]

[there's a pause and a rustle, as Cordy's at work, doing the books, but she's taking a moment out of her day to complain to you all -- don't you feel special]

Can I be the first to say that I'm really not happy that the castle is deciding to get into the holiday spirit? That never ends well. I'm really not in the mood for anymore pain and terror this year, thanks.

Comments

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

What's not to like about some freaks running loose, begging to be taken care of?

[letsbe_clear]

Well, some people don't enjoy spending their evenings being covered in monster goo.

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

Reasonable enough. However, please! If you find yourself facing such a problem, do let somebody who enjoys it more know.

[letsbe_clear]

... I'll do that.

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

You sound so deeply sincere.

[letsbe_clear]

And you sound so incredibly creepy. Are we playing a State the Obvious game?

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

Ohhho? A woman with spunk, I see. WELL! I wonder how that's been faring for you.

[letsbe_clear]

I do just fine, thanks for your concern.

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

Always good to hear.

[letsbe_clear]

Good. I'm so happy for you.

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

Not only sparky, but the kind of woman that needs to have the last word, eh?

[letsbe_clear]

What can I say? It's a habit of mine.

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

I wonder what sort of an upbringing led to that kind of habit.

[letsbe_clear]

I'm sure you would.

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

No interesting tidbits to be traded? Why! I'm hurt!

[letsbe_clear]

Maybe I don't think it's any of your business.

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

Reasonable. I certainly wouldn't share scraps of my childhood- not, I think, that you would want them!

Instead, explain this to me: why are these candies shaped nothing like corn?

[letsbe_clear]

... I think it's more like corn kernels than actual corn.

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

That would explain why the tips always seem to break off.

[letsbe_clear]

Glad to have figured that one out for you.

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

I'm curious: do you ever have actual conversations with people?

[letsbe_clear]

Yes, I do. When they're not creeping me the hell out.

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

I'd suggest you're strung a bit too tightly, then.

[letsbe_clear]

And in what crazy bizarro world would a guy that enjoys violence and slime not be creepy?

[alucloset.livejournal.com]

In my defense, I never did say that I enjoyed it- only that I did more than you.

That said, I think you may find to your surprise that more people than you would suspect enjoy violence. I am simply more honest on the matter.