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[idkmybffbooks.livejournal.com]

Ahem.

[ There's the sound of a great deal of shuffling, a thump, and a sigh. Jaina's straightening something, stacking something, moving something. ]

I'm afraid that I may be in need of assistance. I've recently acquired a great deal of .. things. Foods, artifacts, useless items - mostly food. It's all very fresh, and my room has become quite cluttered, so I'd be very grateful if-

[ something tumbles to the ground, and there's a series of thuds - sounds like a stack of books have been knocked over; Jaina mutters. ]

- if any of you would be so kind to relieve me of it. The food and drink, at least, I'm sure most of you would enjoy.

[ Have some free [ Honeymint Tea ] and [ Worthless Piece of Green Glass ] and [ Willow Belt of the Owl ] and maybe even some [ Sulfuron Slammer ] if you're lucky. ]


You've been very quiet.

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[gotcharm.livejournal.com]

Oh I get it, so you have a bunch of junk now, and you're trying to pawn it off?

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[idkmybffbooks.livejournal.com]

Well, not quite in those words. I'm certainly not about to push anything on anyone. But these items are new and perfectly good, and could be useful to people. If nothing else, everyone enjoys a free lunch.

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[gotcharm.livejournal.com]

Hm, maybe I'll drop by. I'm not gonna lie, it sounded a little weird at first.

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[idkmybffbooks.livejournal.com]

I suppose it could seem that way. My room number is 603, if you decide to stop by.

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[gotcharm.livejournal.com]

I might, thanks. Do you mostly have food?

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[idkmybffbooks.livejournal.com]

A great deal of it is food, yes, but I have many other things. Armor and robes, boots, fishing poles, baubles..

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[gotcharm.livejournal.com]

...Fishing poles?