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Ahem.

[ There's the sound of a great deal of shuffling, a thump, and a sigh. Jaina's straightening something, stacking something, moving something. ]

I'm afraid that I may be in need of assistance. I've recently acquired a great deal of .. things. Foods, artifacts, useless items - mostly food. It's all very fresh, and my room has become quite cluttered, so I'd be very grateful if-

[ something tumbles to the ground, and there's a series of thuds - sounds like a stack of books have been knocked over; Jaina mutters. ]

- if any of you would be so kind to relieve me of it. The food and drink, at least, I'm sure most of you would enjoy.

[ Have some free [ Honeymint Tea ] and [ Worthless Piece of Green Glass ] and [ Willow Belt of the Owl ] and maybe even some [ Sulfuron Slammer ] if you're lucky. ]


You've been very quiet.

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On my way.

[When free things are involved, Parker wastes no time at all. She's there within minutes, knock knock knockin' on Jaina's door.]

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[ Oh that was fast. BEWARE THE ROOM OF STUFF. Jaina is generally a very neat person, but her room is currently packed with clutter. Great plates of food - Fish Feasts and Crunchy Spider Surprise. Books of all kinds. Armor of varying levels - belts and cloaks and even a shield or two. ]

Please, come in - I apologize for the clutter ..

Jaina's Spectacular Room Filter of omg she has everything FOREVER

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[She waves her hand.] I can deal with clutter. Now where--

[She stops.

And gapes.

At what appears to be the treasure trove of all treasure troves. She stands perfectly still as her eyes gaze upon the free items for the taking.]

Oh shiny tomato. I don't know where to start!

it's TRUE sob she needs to have a garage sale.

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[ She can't help but smile, because lol this chick sure is excited about a bunch of junk. ]

Wherever you like. And please, take as much as you like - feel free to make several trips.

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[When she finally comes out of her awestruck gaze, she walks over toward a table where there is a plate of kabobs. She'll pick one up, sniffing it, and then turns it over in her hand. It's definitely not a food she's ever seen before.

Eh. She bites right into that Crunchy Spider Surprise and grabs another one as she walks over toward some rather impressive looking leather armor.]

This, too?

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[ Crunchy Spider Surprise is delicious. How about some [ Gooey Spider Cake (http://www.wowhead.com/item=3666/gooey-spider-cake) ] for dessert? ]

Of course. Anything you life, aside from the books.

[ Her own personal items have been stashed away, for convenience. ]

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[Parker has no qualms about the selection of Spider foods available. Food is food, isn't it?

She examines the armor for a moment. She pulls a few pieces on, noticing how they seem to perfectly fit her size, and nods. Rogue armor for a thief!]

I definitely want this.

[She looks around, reaching for a Worthless Piece of Green Glass.]

Ooh, and this!

Where'd this all come from, anyway?

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[ oh good, she wants a lot of things. jaina is glad, because she really can't use any of it, and she's happy to get rid of it. ]

A bit of experimentation. I was testing the limits of the castle's Wish system.