http://moancryn-howl.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] moancryn-howl.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2010-09-20 02:32 pm
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loss, day one; current hair color: mud brown.

[for the past several hours, those who dwell in the Gaudium Tower and observers from the town may have observed that apparently there is a small localized thunderstorm hovering around said tower - the top floor, to be exact, although rain is of course pouring down from the small localized cloud cluster and may indeed be affecting you.

someone's hair is absolutely hideous today, brown and lank and greasy, and there's a wizard in a snit. he's doing his best to control himself though, because without that we wouldn't have dramatic buildup throughout the week, and he's trying everything he possibly can on his hair to do... something. anything. but nothing is working.

eventually he comes over to bitch in the journal.
]

I thought monsters and aliens were bad... but I could take horrid demons, I could take mind control, better than I could take this! For God's sake, is there no depth this awful building won't sink to?!

You would think that some things could be sacred! That there would be some things you could rely on! The sun rises in the morning, you drop something and it falls, oh... you wake up with your hair how you styled it the night before! But no. NO. Oh, no, not here.

On that note, I won't be seeing anyone today! So sorry if you were hoping to meet with me, or even catch a glimpse of me on the street. No. I won't be going out.

Donations of delicious baked goods or consolation cards may be made to the Gaudium Tower, room 1920. And a good day to all of you, I hope you're enjoying yourselves while I suffer here... I hope you're all enjoying yourselves! [getting kind of shrill there.

...aaand journal slam. he'll answer in a bit, when he's calmed down marginally.
]

[identity profile] respecto-wiggle.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[as he doesn't realize that Howl's problem actually is his hair, he's going to just assume doom.] Terrible, isn't it? If it's started on you, then it's just a matter of time.

[sigh] Perhaps this time we'll all be dead within the week.

[identity profile] respecto-wiggle.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, now. I suppose there's no avoiding it, if it's on its way. But it doesn't do us much good to hope for death. Bit of a waste, really, rushing it along.

[identity profile] videres.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh hell no, listen up mister drama queen, there is going to be a knock at your door and you're not going to throw a tantrum when morgana lets herself in. OKAY ]

[identity profile] videres.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she'll close the door at least, moving over to the bathroom ]

Howl please, whatever it is you are suffering cannot be as bad as you make it sound. [ you drama queen ]

[identity profile] videres.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ jumps a little. DON'T YOU DARE START GETTING ALL SLIMEY NOW ]

I doubt it, now stop being such a child and come out of there.

[identity profile] videres.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Come out of the bathroom.
skort: (Default)

[personal profile] skort 2010-09-21 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
... you're complaining this much about a bad hair day?
skort: (Default)

[personal profile] skort 2010-09-21 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just wondering why you would freak out that bad over hair of all things.
skort: (Default)

[personal profile] skort 2010-09-21 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ LOOOOOOOONG pause. ]

Are you gay? It's okay if you are, just. I don't know anyone who loves their hair that much.

[identity profile] exanimatus.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Goodness. How bad could it possibly be?

[identity profile] exanimatus.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... That is a bit terrifying. How ever will you make it?

[identity profile] alucloset.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
.... Oh, and here I thought it might be something interesting.

[identity profile] respecto-wiggle.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[as he doesn't realize that Howl's problem actually is his hair, he's going to just assume doom.] Terrible, isn't it? If it's started on you, then it's just a matter of time.

[sigh] Perhaps this time we'll all be dead within the week.

[identity profile] respecto-wiggle.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, now. I suppose there's no avoiding it, if it's on its way. But it doesn't do us much good to hope for death. Bit of a waste, really, rushing it along.

[identity profile] videres.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh hell no, listen up mister drama queen, there is going to be a knock at your door and you're not going to throw a tantrum when morgana lets herself in. OKAY ]

[identity profile] videres.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she'll close the door at least, moving over to the bathroom ]

Howl please, whatever it is you are suffering cannot be as bad as you make it sound. [ you drama queen ]

[identity profile] videres.livejournal.com 2010-09-20 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ jumps a little. DON'T YOU DARE START GETTING ALL SLIMEY NOW ]

I doubt it, now stop being such a child and come out of there.

[identity profile] videres.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Come out of the bathroom.
skort: (❱ eyebrow raise)

[personal profile] skort 2010-09-21 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
... you're complaining this much about a bad hair day?
skort: (❱ concerned face)

[personal profile] skort 2010-09-21 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just wondering why you would freak out that bad over hair of all things.
skort: (❱ do not want)

[personal profile] skort 2010-09-21 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ LOOOOOOOONG pause. ]

Are you gay? It's okay if you are, just. I don't know anyone who loves their hair that much.

[identity profile] exanimatus.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Goodness. How bad could it possibly be?

[identity profile] exanimatus.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... That is a bit terrifying. How ever will you make it?

[identity profile] alucloset.livejournal.com 2010-09-21 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
.... Oh, and here I thought it might be something interesting.