♛ oo1.

[mommying.livejournal.com]

[tap, tap, tap

tap, tap, tap

on the other side of the journal, beyond the pen tapping, something stirs, takes a slow breath in – sounding notably resigned - and raises his voice to face the music.]

I am to understand that I am currently residing within one Cair Paradisa, a magical castle in some sort of detached place, after I was abducted by it of it's own whims. [his tone of voice says he'd rather not be buying any of it, but that he'll be polite about it anyway in the vain hope this isn’t another of the Host Club’s exasperating ideas of a joke] As plausible as this isn't, the situation seems unlikely to resolve itself immediately, and as such this acts as as good a time as any to make an introduction.

My name is Ootori Kyouya, and provided your name is not Suoh Tamaki, I look forward to getting along well with you in the future.

[the shadow king? has had very little sleep after an evening of researching aztec ritual, and your journal business pulled him from it. good luck, paradisa. you might need it.]

Comments

[mademyownpath.livejournal.com]

Let me know if you ever find something out. That boy is relentless. [Good. SAVE HIM]

[mommying.livejournal.com]

I'll be certain to keep you informed. [sorry, bro, first he's got to save himself]

[mademyownpath.livejournal.com]

Does he run this...Host Club thing back in your home world? [But...but]

[mommying.livejournal.com]

Yes. It was founded a couple of years ago. [just be grateful you do not have his loss 8|]

[mademyownpath.livejournal.com]

And did he kidnap people into it then? [See where he's going with this. DO YOU SEE?]

[mommying.livejournal.com]

Ah. Another member of the newly formed Host Club, I assume. [he sees, he sees

YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, SAW NOTHING]

[mademyownpath.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately. He doesn't let you go easy, does he?

[NOT A THING]

[mommying.livejournal.com]

Not exactly, no. [a pause] That said, however, neither do I. That would be counter-productive.

[mademyownpath.livejournal.com]

...Counter productive? You mean you kidnap people, too.

[mommying.livejournal.com]

Kidnap? No. I simply find it profitable to keep in place what has already been acquired.

[mademyownpath.livejournal.com]

So you're the jailer, while he's the bounty hunter. [I thought you were a ray of hope, man :/]

[mommying.livejournal.com]

You might say that. [too bad, cowboy]

[mademyownpath.livejournal.com]

Great. Just what I need.

[mommying.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't worry too much. The two of us work better as a team than alone; the experience should be less oppresive from now on.

[mademyownpath.livejournal.com]

Does that mean there'll be no more stupid costumes?

[mommying.livejournal.com]

No.

[mademyownpath.livejournal.com]

...And there no way to get out of this?

[mommying.livejournal.com]

Not a single one.

[mademyownpath.livejournal.com]

[Long suffering sigh] Great.

[mommying.livejournal.com]

I suppose I'll be seeing you, then.

[mademyownpath.livejournal.com]

If you work with Tamaki, there's no doubt you will. [He'll snap one day and SHOOT YOU ALL]

[mommying.livejournal.com]

[and kyouya will have seen it coming for weeks and supplied each and every one of them with protective jackets and headgear

sorry bro] Until then.

[mademyownpath.livejournal.com]

[The journal just picks up grumbling. CURSE YOU AND YOUR EFFICIENCY]