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[A slight stirring, a shifting of heavy blankets as someone pushes themselves upright in bed. A small disgruntled noise as they wipe the sleep from their eyes. Everything falls quiet then, just the gentle rhythm of breathing...

And then the tears start. Loud and panicked, breaths shifting from smooth to hitching to ragged. Some poor child somewhere must have just woken from a horrible nightmare. Anyone care to comfort her?] A-

A-Anshel... Anshel?!

[Diva just got canon-bumped, sob. Stupid theiving bridegroom stealers >(]

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[aww, godammit] Oh...

Saya-neesama like meat... [yeah she didn't get it, and is now descending back into sobs MEAT... WHY SO CRUEL...]

I don't know many that dislike it, really. [now you're just being silly, Diva. :>]

B-But..! She-- and now she's not, and...

I'm all on my own!

... How informative. [soooooo yeah.]

Go find somebody if you're that lonesome!

[well, she COULD... or she could just:] ... Come and visit me?

[.... Alucard pauses. well, it's something to do... but!]

Where are you?

... my room? [no shit]

Fascinating.

And where is your room?

Ahh... [A RUSTLING as she clambers out of bed... forgot her room number derp] 1011. That's it, right?

... Hmm, it's a bit far. [he's two inches tall. he's allowed to be lazy.]

Why don't you come down here and I'll read to you. I'm in 616.

[she doesn't really do house visits, man... but as you so nicley factored reading to her in, there'll be a knock on your door not so very long later, and then she's coming in

and she's brought her fucking duvet with her >(]

[Alucard doesn't seem to mind either the duvet or the fact that she just sort of... ~walked in~. when you're this small, you have to ease up. :|]

Aha. A young woman, how interesting. [he's on the coffee table, seated in a rather FABULOUS miniature chair.]

[... had not been expecting you to be this small. you were not this small last time. Somewhat confused for a moment, she just sort of... blinks... and stares at that chair because boy is that hot.

Finally, though, she shakes herself out of her stupor, moves a little closer, and drops herself and her duvet down in a great big huddle on the floor. Storytime, please?]

[Diva, you just won yourself five million points by not saying a damned thing. Alucard starts to read- it's the Epic of Gilgamesh, but it doesn't matter to her what it is, right?]

[not in the slightest, good sir, not in the slightest. She's perfectly content curled up in her duvet, soothed by the sound of another person's voice in any form - especially knowing that there is someone here who doesn't hate her enough not to read to her]

[hate her? not at all, Diva. in fact, Alucard doesn't seem to mind reading aloud instead of to himself. perhaps he enjoys it, even.

it's worth noting that, while he's small, his voice is deep enough that it doesn't seem to be impacted too badly- he's easy to hear.]

[oh! Well, that's good. Better both to be enjoying themselves than no-one at all.

It really is suprising what a voice can do; she's gone from quivering blubbering wreck to peaced-out vampire princess in no time at all. Careful, Alucard, your audience looks liable to drift off...]

[actually, that's sort of why he invited her down here. he knows very well that young women have strong tendencies to drift off when read to; he himself has been known to do it, though not many people try to read to him these days.]

[It doesn't take too much longer, and she does just that. feel free to go back to your daily routine, alucard, she'll just be over here snoozing]

[well, all he was doing was reading, so.... he carries on!]

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... wow diva adopted caveman speak for a minute there /CAN SO TYPE OKAY... secretly...

it happens to the worst of us<3333 /sparkles at~~~

....... i c wat u did thar >( /throws things at and forces to app into the nonexistent blood+ cast.

/catches these things and starts to juggle them merrily~~~ OHOHOHO~

/DEMANDS AN AIM/IM ADDRESS so i can harrass you more personally... you better have one...

/OFFERS IT in the way of Sanpizil~ AND FULLY ENDORSES MORE HARRASSMENT

/HARRASSES MERCILESSLY

/BURPS AT

GET OUT only don't ilu

/SCREAMS AND RUNS CRYING FROM THE ROOM only not ilu too

/YEAH YOU BETTER RUN i mean hi ilu.

/OMG ZOMBIE GOASTS i mean uhuhuhu lovely

/WAIT WHAT ZOMBIES THAT ARE GOATS THAT ARE GHOSTS? is this what we are going to do to frank?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences <--- THAT

/j-just... died a little inside.... oh my god

/read the whole damn series of the things

why would you do that to yourself i don't even f-ffff

because it is amazing and huggable