http://regulare.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] regulare.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisalost2010-06-04 12:30 pm
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[ hostages saved, gut eating monsters beaten, all is well! yay!

however if in the lobby things aren't as well as one would hope. as there stands one very bloody man, looking both confused and annoyed, don't mind the sword and shield which are equally as bloody. he was just killing nasties you see ]


Maker's breath! What just happened?!

[ instantly he glares over at his companion, considering she is the only one here with him it is OBVIOUSLY all her fault ]

You did this didn't you? I knew it! I knew one day you were going to do... something... horrible.


( ooc; possibility for double tags everywheeere, annoy them, you know you want too )

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[that makes it easier to tropify (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedOniBlueOni)]

[eyebrow raise] First time I've heard of it.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[returns that look]

No. Joking is beyond my capabilities. [sarcasm sure isn't though]

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I think we'd notice if that was happening.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Paradisa. It's some sort of sadistic castle.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[nods oh so helpfully]

[...sigh]

Apparently, a building decided to kidnap us all.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[shrug]

I don't really care whether or not you believe me, but that's what the others have been telling me.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm sure you'll wrap your brain around it. Eventually. [skeptical look refutes previous statement]

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[shuts up, tenses, and takes a step back]

[eyes him steadily. Archaic as it is, that armor would be altogether too useful against any hand-to-hand techniques she knows.]

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[blinks in disbelief]

You think with your swor -

[...]

[goes entirely red]

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
No! [looks everywhere but directly at him]

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[still looking elsewhere]

J-just for the record, I don't usually say stuff like...that.

[identity profile] sexyhitchhiker.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[senses that he doesn't believe her...!]

I mean it! There aren't any swords where I come from, unless you count Takeda and the kendo club's bamboo sti-

[...stops there and resolves to stop talking forever]